I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. — Lesley Boone Copy Share Image
Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
For me, after everything I endured, the Champions League was just the pineapple on top of the cake. — Antonio Rudiger Copy Share Image
“You CAN have your cake and eat it too. Just don't start choking.” — Shantale Finnerty Copy Share Image
Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. — John Wagner Copy Share Image
I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
“So what. I'd make up whatever I lacked in other ways. Quickly. Fast, fast. Gimme my cake. It was time to fuck.” — Amanda Boyden Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as one ingredient on the greedy Cake of Love. Other ingredients include: Everything. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it's for a check. It's not what I want to do. Comedy's my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I would compare kicking to being a closer in baseball. This whole game gets played, or the cake is made in front… — Adam Vinatieri Copy Share Image
Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard… — Marian Burros Copy Share Image
All I ever wanted to do with my life was own a little house. I did that way back with 'Rocky,' so… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“If I was a cake, I would be incomplete unless I was a yellow sponge from Asia; frosted with brown chocolate from… — Gloria D. Gonsalves Copy Share Image
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Of the 664 men who rode into the Valley of Death about 540 eventually got out of it again. By far the… — Simon Heffer Copy Share Image
“I’m baking a cake. I’m making a Taste Food Cake just for taste, one with white crust with flecks of butter, a… — Grace Krilanovich Copy Share Image
Sean pushes up to his feet and stands there. I look at his dirty boots. Now I've offended him, I think. He… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I've always had as many powerful, creative ladies in my life as I have men, and you could probably describe some of… — Bjork Copy Share Image
I want you to make u and go halfzies on this cake. K? But. . . I want a piece too, so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
