Cake Quotes · Page 5

A party without a cake is just a meeting.

— Curly Girl

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

— Curtis Jackson

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

— Margot Asquith

I always loved cake. I loved the chemistry of it.

— Ron Ben-Israel

“I have to go," I say, "I am baking a cake.”

— Matt Cutugno

The ratio of people to cake is too big.

— Stephen Root

“Let them eat accurately labelled cake.”

— Dave Pell

One bite of wedding cake and I about threw up.

— Isaac Brock

Hahah my first birthday damn I wish I remmebeed what that cake tasted like

— Tamika-leeigh

I live like a monk: with one toothbrush, one cake of soap, and a pot of cream.

— Greta Garbo

“I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always.”

— Kari Luna

“You CAN have your cake and eat it too. Just try not to choke.”

— Shantale Finnerty

If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee.

— Tony Hale

“You, little bird, are welcome to any and all of my cookies. I’d even share my cake with you.”

— Lauren Dane

If I could wave a magic wand, I would be a size 6 and still be able to eat cake every day.

— Amanda de Cadenet

The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle.

— Herb Caen

In a lifetime, the recipe always needs amending - more of this, a little less of that, what to do now that…

— Deb Caletti

Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.

— Anonymous

When I was 14, I had a job in a cake shop. I got caught by the boss, lying down eating cake,…

— Noel Fielding

An hour before his world exploded like a ripe tomato under a stiletto heel, Myron bit into a fresh pastry that tasted…

— Harlan Coben

In life one cannot eat his cake and have it, too; he must make his choice and then do the best he…

— Clarence Darrow

If I'm forced to leave West Ham, it will be done according to the rules - the club will have its share…

— Dimitri Payet

I learned basic cookery from my mom, taught myself cake techniques and then got fed up with my own cakes not looking…

— Jane Asher

If you wait for a cake to be given to you so you will be happy but you will be happier if…

— Anonymous

Sometimes the table was graced with immense apple-pies, or saucers full of preserved peaches and pears; but it was always sure to…

— Washington Irving

I'm ready for Anthony Joshua. Hopefully he's overlooking me, thinking I'll be a piece of cake. It's a whole different ballgame when…

— Andy Ruiz Jr

Man, I'm gonna tell you something about Evander Holyfield, when he fights a guy like me and I fight I guy like…

— Riddick Bowe

“Four people wheel out a huge wedding cake from a side room. Most of the guests back up, making way for this…

— Suzanne Collins

Oh, Kendra, before I forget, Gavin asked me to give you this letter." He held out a gray, speckled envelope. "Happy birthday…

— Brandon Mull

Heaped on the floor were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of meat, sucking pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies, plum-puddings,…

— Charles Dickens

“Angel food cake could never be the food legitimate angels eat, because in heaven you can eat steak and chocolate and very…

— Allison Robicelli

Kyouya my hair stylist. Mori-senpi go to the eye doctor and get him some contact lenses. -Tamaki What about me Tama-chan? -Hunny…

— Bisco Hatori

I miss you like a fat kid on a diet misses cake.

— Anonymous

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake.

— Mary McCarthy

Blowing out the candles on another birthday cake.

— Danny Gokey

“I can always think about cake.”

— Katja Millay

I love cake or any sweets.

— Prabhu Deva

I really make cake, you can call me Duncan Hines.

— Anonymous

She on a diet but her pockets eating cheese cake

— Nicki Minaj

Most men live like raisins in a cake of custom.

— Brand Blanshard