You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it. — Zygmunt Bauman Copy Share Image
This is part of what makes me, ahem, an excellent houseguest: I'm game. I'm flexible. I'll make you feel okay about eating… — Jen Sincero Copy Share Image
I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles,… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
So there I was, wondering what sort of things women would look for in a video game. I sat in cafés and… — Toru Iwatani Copy Share Image
Life is sometimes sad and often dull, but there are currants in the cake, and here is one of them. — Nancy Mitford Copy Share Image
I got up one Christmas morning and we didn't have nothing to eat. We didn't have an apple, we didn't have an… — Muddy Waters Copy Share Image
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I miss you, Eleanor. I want to be with you all the time. You’re the smartest girl I’ve ever met, and the… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I am proud of my cake-making image but life is not that perfect. There are socks in my fruit bowl. — Jane Asher Copy Share Image
When it comes to politics, I believe you have to cut the cake so that everybody gets a piece, but at the… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
The first memory I have, anyway, I guess - I think it was my second birthday and the cake came out with… — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
My brand is to make things harder for myself. I carry too many things at once, I volunteer to make a 12-layer… — Sohla El-Waylly Copy Share Image
I've learnt that if I tell myself I'm not allowed something, I binge on it later. So if I want chocolate, I… — Geri Halliwell Copy Share Image
What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake. If you're interested in the cake, you… — Mary McCarthy Copy Share Image
There isn’t any significant difference between the various brands of whiskey, or cigarettes or beer. They are all about the same. And… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
We've been able to have our cake and eat it, too. Every song, every T-shirt, is absolutely a pure expression of what… — Tom Morello Copy Share Image
Do not discourage your children from hoarding, if they have a taste to it; whoever lays up his penny rather than part… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
The real me now may not be thin but she's got the cake and, if she likes, can eat it too. — Arabella Weir Copy Share Image
The way to beat Luke," he said. "If I'm right, it's the only way you'll stand a chance." I took a deep… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
The Forbidden Forest looked as though it had been enchanted, each tree smattered with silver, and Hagrid's cabin looked like an iced… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I eat as much as the next girl, but I work my butt of in the gym every morning! The key is… — Giuliana Rancic Copy Share Image
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. — Walter Lord Copy Share Image
He was about to go home, about to return to the place where he had had a family. It was in Godric’s… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
