Women all live a double standard, but this is actually sort of a beautifully grotesque parody of it. There's a weird kind… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
All screenwriting books are bullshit, all. Watch movies, read screenplays. Let them be your guide. — Brian Koppelman Copy Share Image
People's bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone. — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
Those who can't do, teach. And, as Woody Allen says, those who can't teach, teach gym. And, as I say, those who… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I feel that whatever you put out is what you'll get back. I always put out, 'hey, hi, I'm a bass player,… — Suzi Quatro Copy Share Image
Sometimes, I feel like ripping apart my skin, and searching for a reason for why I feel this empty. Maybe my veins… — Ream Copy Share Image
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Amy Sedaris [in the Ghost Team] plays a Miss Cleo-esque character - Miss Cleo just died, so that's kind of timely -… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
We'll keep you in our thoughts With the other bullshit in your heads? No, keep me out of your thoughts, because I… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I consider myself conscious of how women are treated, and sometimes I can be a feminist. Sometimes I'm a little Republican, sometimes… — Pam Grier Copy Share Image
I am, when you stop to think of it, a member of a fairly select group: the final handful of American novelists… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
As a director, I know everybody's job, and I know how to do it. I can smell bullshit when someone's telling me… — Tim Matheson Copy Share Image
Don't judge someone unless you know all the bullshit that they've had to deal with in their lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a low tolerance for bullshit today. Pleaseeeeee don't come at me with any. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
The child says, "Well geesh, the institutions that I'm supposed to respect - the church and the government - they're telling me… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
She might not be as strong as everyone she met, or as fast, or even as smart. But she could bullshit with… — Laura Lippman Copy Share Image
I'm definitely good. I'm not bad; I'm extremely honest, and I allow no bullshit to pass by my radar. And that will… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image