Working with language is a means by which we can identify the bullshit within ourselves (and others). — George Saunders Copy Share Image
2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If only he knew about the world without the bullshit and the lies, we could've saved him. They could've saved me. — Asking Alexandria Copy Share Image
Music will always find its way to us, with or without business, politics, religion, or any other bullshit attached. — Eric Clapton Copy Share Image
You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest… — Martin Scorsese Copy Share Image
I think it's funny that people who treat you like sh*t get offended when you finally do the same to them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it weird how people talk shit about you, when the only thing they actually know about you is your name — Sushan Sharma Copy Share Image
“I don't want to hear any bullshit about how 'forgiveness' helps you sleep better at night,' because that's not true. (My seven… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
As a director, I know everybody's job, and I know how to do it. I can smell bullshit when someone's telling me… — Tim Matheson Copy Share Image
If I lend my support to a specific cause, it has to be something that I look over and that I have… — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
Love is like a battlefield, a battlefield, a battlefield, why does love always feel like a battlefiled, a battlefield, a battlefield — Victoria Copy Share Image
Too many people believe in that [Alfred] Hitchcock thing that he only shot exactly the shots he needed for the dialogue he… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
If you have to do durational work, you have to train! No bullshit. You can't do it for three months. You can… — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
Mysticism cuts through bullshit, and it takes you right there to the experience. Everything in your life is eventually set up as… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
There are only three people in life you can never fool--pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
There's a lot of levels of metanarrative that I like to play with. That's why I like the Ghostfacers, because we actually… — Ben Edlund Copy Share Image
Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
“In plain English, you need to wrestle the doubts and accusations that it’s all just bullshit. And, needless to say, the majority… — Hanzi Freinacht Copy Share Image
We'll keep you in our thoughts With the other bullshit in your heads? No, keep me out of your thoughts, because I… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Women have to work much harder to make it in this world. It really pisses me off that women don't get the… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
There’s no “correct path” to becoming a real artist. You might think you’ll gain legitimacy by going to university, getting published, getting… — Amanda Palmer Copy Share Image
I really like Howler and an American band on Sub Pop called Jaill. There will always be new bands that I like,… — Johnny Marr Copy Share Image
Why is Dave Chappelle going to Africa? Why does Mariah Carey make a hundred-million dollar deal and take her clothes off on… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
There's a lot of bullshit in Peter Fonda's autobiography. A great deal of it is complete fabrication. — Margot Kidder Copy Share Image
People's bullshit and fakeness is the main reason why I got a small circle and I don't hang with different crews. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
My best maybe shit, but any shit maybe, better then your bullshit!!! — Giuseppe Prestigiacomo Copy Share Image
Bullshitters , Get Bullshitted , When The Bullshittin Get Started ! — Deezy Da Dreadhead Copy Share Image
So we might say that the most important thing one can acquire in college is a well-functioning bullshit meter. — Andrew Delbanco Copy Share Image
This is a short book because most books about writing are filled with bullshit. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Bitch please, if dicks needed current to work, your mouth would be an Electric company !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“See? There’s a silver lining in every dark cloud or whatever bullshit they say.” — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you have to put your hand up in front of the bullshit wagaon and say, "Enough!” — Charlie Carillo Copy Share Image
People put up with bullshit just to enjoy a few happy moments with someone. — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image