The story goes that every Jedi constructs his own lightsaber, and every penmonkey constructs his own pen. Meaning, we all find our… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
People are brought up to think, "It's nice to be modest. It's nice to hide your light under a bushel." Well, bullshit!… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I'm sure at one point I will do some acting again, but it would have to be the right thing. I'm not… — Lenny Kravitz Copy Share Image
I want to be around these positive, expressive people who are doing something different and who also want to get the hell… — Babatunde Adebimpe Copy Share Image
Pretty much every issue that we've put out, there have been at least one or two things that really surprised me. It… — Lorin Stein Copy Share Image
“Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstances require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. Thus the production of bullshit is… — Harry Frankfurt Copy Share Image
I believe that if we have to pay 100 percent for our college tuition, and then we get into the workplace, and… — Pam Grier Copy Share Image
I love acting. Oh, God, I love it. But all this fame and all this bullshit attention. I'm not supernatural. I've done… — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
Kindergarten teacher trying to explain the definition of the word definitely. To make sure, she asks the students to use the word… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Okay why the FUCK do some people care about stupid shit LIFE WILL GO ON..... you dont need to worry about every… — Me(= Copy Share Image
“The notion of carefully wrought bullshit involves, then, a certain inner strain. Thoughtful attention to detail requires discipline and objectivity. It entails… — Harry G. Frankfurt Copy Share Image
The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He said I love you. I sneezed and said Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it… — Michael Moorcock Copy Share Image
I tried to hear what you were saying, but all I heard was: Bullshit, bullshit, I am lying, I am lying, full… — Miranda H Copy Share Image
I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
You can always tell when someone is jealous of you, if they only speak when they have something negative to say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image