I've dealt with a lot of bullshit because of the way I look and a lot of misconceptions about what people should… — Gonjasufi Copy Share Image
“Tell me, where did you get your clinical psychology degree from? Oh, that's right. The University of Bullshit.” — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
If the Mayans were wrong and it's not the end of the world this year, can we make it the end of… — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
Say it, do it, preach it, shout it, but never, absolutely never, believe your own bullshit. — Steve Berry Copy Share Image
Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies! gone down the American river! Dreams! adorations! illumnations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit! — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
The only systems we can afford to employ are those that rationally serve the planet first, then all humanity. Not out of… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I couldn't imagine being a girl. The bullshit routine they had to go through just to get out the door consumed half… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
New York is all about sort of a corporate sensibility, and it is squeezed out room for any other kind of sensibility,… — Chris Noth Copy Share Image
Fishing from a boat seems like dilettante bullshit - like hunting wild boar with a can of spray paint from the safety… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Ronan, for his part, couldn’t quite believe how ordinary the people on Wall Street were. “It’s a whole industry of bullshit,” he… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Plenty of pundits have really high IQs, but they don’t have any discipline in how they look at the world, and so… — Nate Silver Copy Share Image
Too many actors are trying to be cool: they're trying to do it with their hair, trying to do it with the… — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
As far as trying to make it terms of social hierarchy or status and all that in art and music - I've… — Willis Earl Beal Copy Share Image
You've got to appeal to the pride in people. When a woman is flabby and soft, she's unattractive. When you married a… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
The It Bag is a totally marketed bullshit crap. You make a bag, you put all the components in it that you… — Tomas Maier Copy Share Image
Dying is overrated. Human sentimentality has twisted it into the ultimate act of love. Biggest load of bullshit in the world. Dying… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
There's gon' be some stuff you gon' see that's gon' make it hard to smile in the future. But through whatever you… — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
Take chances...Skip office at times...Take your time off... Spend time with ur love...Go to trips...Tell the truth... Learn to say NO... Spend… — Aditya Shah Copy Share Image
I’d missed him so much, it almost hurt. It started the moment I left the Keep and nagged at me all day.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
If a girl has a wall up its because it was built. Brick by brick, lie after lie, heartbreak after heartbreak — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love the bullshit morning shows. They're so stupid but I love them. — Ben Dreyfuss Copy Share Image
I feel that the people I see in the media are sometimes more real than I am, which is utter bullshit. — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
Do your self a big favor ! Shut the eff up ! I surely don't need to hear your B.S — Miranda H Copy Share Image
Honesty is not for everybody, some people react better to bullshit!! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“But when you begin with bullshit the conclusion you reach is still bullshit.” — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
Funny how people hate being in a situation they caused themselves. If you hate drama, don't cause it. Simple as that. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
“There’s also the predicament that what I’ve described isn’t actually yoga; it’s bullshit.” — Rebecca Pacheco Copy Share Image
I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes. — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation. — Brad Blanton Copy Share Image
Just because you candy coat your bullshit, doesn't mean you're feeding me M&M's!! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Girls: Practice makes perfect! Boys: But nobody is perfect! So, why do we need to practice?! — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
“If Jimmy indeed cracked corn and you truly didn't care, why the fuck did you write a song about it? I call… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
