When people say don't judge a book by its cover that's complete bullshit...reality didn't hit them yet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give me a man with a little fight in him, a man who calls me on my bullshit. (But who also kind… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too… — Cher Copy Share Image
Do I have time for your bullshit? no no no no no no _ no no no no no no — Camila Caguicla Copy Share Image
“This is an essential element of the business of being a man: to flood everyone around you in a great radiant arc… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“They were the best family I'd ever had, and it was all total, total bullshit.” — Cristin Terrill Copy Share Image
“You have to stay here. (Kat) Bullshit. (Sin) No, no shit here. (Kat)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“New Rule: You can't put a windmill in your campaign ad if you voted against every single bill that might lead to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You're okay with your boyfriend now but that doesn't mean you have to ignore me and approach me when you're not okay… — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
If a girl understand your bull-shit, sticks through your childish acts, care for you even when you've done jack-shit for her! It's… — London Mond Copy Share Image
Outwork the bullshit. That means nothing can rattle you when your conditions are set. And the way you set those conditions is… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Being capable of anything is a bullshit concept, unless it means you also admit that you're capable of cheating, lying and killing. — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
If you would be a poet, write living newspapers. Be a reporter from outer space, filing dispatches to some supreme managing editor… — Lawrence Ferlinghetti Copy Share Image
I’m a total atheist, and for me it’s just about trying to find something that rises above the banal day-to-day bullshit of… — Myla Goldberg Copy Share Image
I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to… — Simon Jordan Copy Share Image
“Bullshit is everywhere.” (...) Then there’s the more pernicious bullshit… It comes in three flavors: Making bad things sound good… “Patriot Act.”… — Chris Smith Copy Share Image
When I went to England, to Saint Martins, I was traumatized, in a positive way. It was that British sense of transgression… — Riccardo Tisci Copy Share Image
“The trick to this solution is that you’d have to be 100% honest. Meaning not just sincere but almost naked. Worse than… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
My own experience as a reader and writer has been that the more I read, and the more I live, the more… — Matthew Zapruder Copy Share Image
We are never going to get anywhere unless we have an open dialogue that allows people to speak. If we just go… — Nadine Shah Copy Share Image
I like terrifying. Modeling's terrifying to a lot of people too. Standing in front of a camera is terrifying. I like a… — Daria Werbowy Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, for people in this position, you just need to make something that feels like you're expressing… — Robin Pecknold Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“If people are meant to be together, they work through their bullshit and they find ways to fix it.” — A.M. Arthur Copy Share Image
Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface... — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
People's Bullshit And Fakeness, Are The Main Reason's Why I Like To Be Alone — Wendy's Copy Share Image
Literary criticism is generally bunk. Nonsense. Usually based on self-serving post-intellectual bullshit. — John Fante Copy Share Image
Someone told me: If you don't eat, you don't shit. If you don't shit, you die. ( True ) — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's like a litter box. Full of shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
My motto is, if it isn't beneficial it isn't necessary. So, if it doesn't benefit me why am I even considering this… — Drumma Boy Copy Share Image
We buy shit we don't like with money we don't have to impress people we don't like — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
“Whole new level of bullshit, more like,” CeeJay said. “What a waste of a penis that guy is.” — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
It's not everyday that you find someone who can put up with your bullshit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
You are not a bird, I don't want the bullshit. Give me the real shit — Jawon Stewwert Copy Share Image
Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
People often say 'I live for my art.' Bullshit! If you are given a talent it's to be used. It's not in… — Rod McKuen Copy Share Image
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