For years I'd wanted a boob job but I've realized that, actually, I like them small. — Megan McKenna Copy Share Image
“You’re a teenage boy. I have boobs. What part of the equation is missing?” — Sarah Beth Durst Copy Share Image
All I do is sign boobs and be taking pics. Got the new benz the color of bacon bits. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Eventually your boobs grow and you can't run anymore, and that was a really rude awakening. — Michelle Beadle Copy Share Image
Friends are like boobs, some are BIG and some are SMALL. But even though some are REAL and some are FAKE, there… — Karen Copy Share Image
“Think they have any bras in here that can get my babies to lie flat?" "They're called sports bras and they have… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Juma: I'm not a woman--I don't know HOW to cook! Khadra: Well, it didn't come with my BOOBS!” — Mohja Kahf Copy Share Image
“The best part of the word "booboo" is the breast. While the word doesn't suck, it is quite suckable.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Silly duck bitches, why don't you try sticking your boobs out instead of your lips...at least your boobs don't look as stupid… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When I think of Italy now, I think of accessories, possessions, bad TV, fake boobs, BMWs. — Valeria Golino Copy Share Image
I hate to admit this, but before we had a baby I was kind of weirded out by breastfeeding. It looked strange,… — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
“That one is so hot," Elliott purrs. "I just have two questions. How can you stand some other dude having his hands… — Sadie Grubor Copy Share Image
“A treasure that fire cannot eat. my little secret. I've carried them wrapped in a handkerchief in my bosom through some tight… — Mohja Kahf Copy Share Image
“The fear of losing the only man she’ll ever love can lead a woman to do all kinds of insane things. And,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care what people say about my relationship; I don't care what they say about my boobs. People are buying my… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman's body, wouldn't you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why… — Kristen Johnston Copy Share Image
“A very ladylike bosom,” she said, approvingly. “There’s nothing there,” I complained. The clerk grinned. “I have been fitting bras for twenty-five… — Marta Acosta Copy Share Image
My girlfriend likes sticking her breasts in my face, then asking for something really expensive. She invariably gets what she wants. That,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Don't envy having a bigger bra size. It's more of a pain in the ass than you realize.” — Rebecca Donovan Copy Share Image
If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
Breast implants gross me out. I don't think they're attractive at all. — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Where are my boobs? If I were going to get plastic surgery, Id get some real work done. — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
