Bills Quotes · Page 39

It would be great to be able to follow in the footsteps of Bill Murray. I really respect his ability as a…

— Will Ferrell

But I did 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.' They made a cereal out of it, so once you've had a cereal, it…

— Keanu Reeves

There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one…

— Charles E. McKenzie

As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot…

— Roseanne Barr

I copied everything I did in Galaxy Quest from Bill Paxton in Aliens, I owe him some credit.

— Sam Rockwell

I wouldn't call it ["Wild Bill Hickok"] an urban legend, but I guess I'd call it a rural legend that the cowboy…

— Keith Carradine

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

— Robin Williams

No Americans wants to see somebody lose their house because of health bills. Their boat? Maybe. Maybe the boat. But not the…

— P. J. O'Rourke

“We’re creatures of habit when it comes to mobile contracts and the wires piping high-speed data into our homes. It’s a pain…

— Ian Lamont

[Illegal immigration] costs the taxpayers of the United States a lot of money. And it's unfair to Americans who are working every…

— William J. Clinton

Countries with deficit don't want to pay the bill, and they want to get more loans, and countries with superiority, they don't…

— Sebastian Pinera

Drummond is many things, and one of those things is a magician. (...) Art is magic, and so is pop. Bill Drummond…

— Charles Shaar Murray

No matter how much evidence we uncover about this case or any others involving Mr. Clinton, millions of Americans simply will not…

— Bill O'Reilly

I am very proud of the role I played in getting legal equality for people who are lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender,…

— Barney Frank

Foreigners cannot enjoy our food, I suppose, any more than we can enjoy theirs. It is not strange; for tastes are made,…

— Mark Twain

We need early warning systems, technologies to deflect an asteroid - and we need political preparedness as well. It needs to be…

— Rusty Schweickart

[Bill] Clinton and Vernon Jordan were talking about "the kitty," the pussycat every other sentence. Vernon got Monica [Lewinsky] a gig somewhere…

— Rush Limbaugh

All the eight years of [Barack] Obama when [George W.] Bush was asked repeatedly, "I don't do that. I had my time.…

— Rush Limbaugh

What is it to be a gentleman? Is it to be honest, to be gentle, to be generous, to be brave, to…

— William Makepeace Thackeray

There's conflict in everything, just trying to buy a used car you deal with people that you don't want to deal with,…

— Maynard James Keenan

[T]he Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Creation science has not entered the curriculum for a reason so simple and so basic that we often forget to mention it:…

— Stephen Jay Gould

It is for no particular item in the tax-bill that I refuse to pay it. I simply wish to refuse allegiance to…

— Henry David Thoreau

It seems that's where Bill Clinton came in last night because he told this long story about how they met [with Hillary…

— Terry Gross

We focused attention on what some believe are the flaws in the process leading to Senate consideration of the bill and the…

— Harry Reid

There was not a member of the Constitutional Convention who had the least objection to what is contended for by the advocates…

— George Washington

[I] try to do both because the writing for me, to be a new artist, the writing is gonna pay the bills.

— PJ Harvey

Just about every year, Congress passes another crime bill - spending billions of dollars to build more prisons, to place more band-aids…

— Carrie P. Meek

What I find is most people have a civics book understanding for how Congress works and how a bill moves.

— Sam Brownback

Lie bills and calculations much perplexed, With steam-boats, frigates, and machinery quaint Traced over them in blue and yellow paint.

— Percy Bysshe Shelley

Of course the state symbols should be respected and especially the large bills of the state.

— Ilkin Santak

I guess I would model myself after the Bill Condons, the Frank Darabonts and the David Nutters if I were to direct…

— William Sadler

Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap…

— Lara Stone

Bills are simply invoices for blessings you've already received. Pay them with gratitude and circulate prosperity.

— Randy Gage

Newt Gingrich wrote a novel, and he's a short story. Bill Clinton wrote a biography, and he's a novel.

— James McBride

Bill Door was impressed. Miss Flitworth could actually give the word "revenue", which had two vowels and one diphthong, all the peremptoriness…

— Terry Pratchett

Of course I am grateful, and I'm sure you are, as you put it, a special vintage," Bill said politely, "But I…

— Charlaine Harris

Presentationally, Bill Clinton is a US President to die for. The truth is, far too many have.

— Jon Snow

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.

— David Letterman

I'd almost prefer [Richard] Nixon. I'd say [Bill] Clinton is every bit as corrupt as Nixon, but a lot smoother.

— Hunter S. Thompson