A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers - one that… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
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I listened to my first comedy album in 6th grade. It was Bill Cosby. My brother and I would play it over… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
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Recommended additon to the Consumer Privacy Bill of Rights: "A right to not have your data rise up and attack you." — Benjamin Wittes Copy Share Image
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