Like all great theologies, Bill [O'Reilly]'s can be boiled down to one sentence: There must be a god, because I don't know… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I had the notion that I wanted to write the great dirty American novel, so I went to Roanoke College on the… — Tom T. Hall Copy Share Image
The only way a drum machine will get out of beat is for you not to pay your electric bill. — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
We've passed an energy bill in the House, to help us be less reliant upon foreign oil so we can get gas… — Steve Chabot Copy Share Image
When I am on my board, I always have my ID, ChapStick and maybe a $20 bill, because you never know when… — Ryan Sheckler Copy Share Image
It's nonsense to say that it's not in the bill. The reality is that the bill they will have passed to the… — David Keating Copy Share Image
Bill Pearson is definitely a man to talk to, especially in the afternoon when he's had a couple of drinks because he's… — Duncan Jones Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's a character you want to play or a story you want to tell. Sometimes it's just to pay the bills. — Daryl Hannah Copy Share Image
She [Hillary Clinton] and Bill [Clinton] supported the NAFTA, the adoption of NAFTA that sent our jobs overseas, and they both supported… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
Bill Gates, who is the classic computer nerd, as opposed to Steve who is, like the coolest guy in the world. And… — Alex Gibney Copy Share Image
I don't act because I love doing it, I act because it's my job. At the end of the year, I gotta… — Clint Howard Copy Share Image
We did a really cool video for this song [Milquetoast] with Alex Winter from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure fame. He's an… — Page Hamilton Copy Share Image
I feel like thanking Paul Dacre every time, because the reason they ask me is because they think I've come through the… — Alastair Campbell Copy Share Image
I still do lots of gigs where I'm the support act and people are chatting through my set, but I've got better… — Teddy Thompson Copy Share Image
Take the veto. Bush is the first president since James Garfield in 1881 not to veto a single bill. Garfield only had… — Jim Cooper Copy Share Image
I was proud to be an original cosponsor of the Violence Against Women Act when Congress passed it in 1994, and was… — Carolyn Maloney Copy Share Image
“To know nothing, or little, is in the nature of some husbands. To hide, in the nature of how many women? Oh,… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
We don't invest in financial literacy in a meaningful way. We should be teaching elementary school children how to balance a checkbook,… — Kabir Sehgal Copy Share Image
I think I'm probably going to have more luck on tour, on the road, than I am at home, because as hectic… — Mike Ness Copy Share Image
You want to trace California's move to the far left, you go back to the 1986 Simpson-Mazzoli bill. Simpson-Mazzoli was where we… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
They [the Democrat Party] owed her everything. Hillary Clinton preserved the Democrat Party. She preserved the Bill Clinton career, meaning she preserved… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I am an indie kid. I made no bones about the fact that I fell into DJing electronic music by accident, by… — Erol Alkan Copy Share Image
In recent years it has been suggested that the Second Amendment protects the "collective" right of states to maintain militias, while it… — Stephen Halbrook Copy Share Image
A little less complaint and whining, and a little more dogged work and manly striving, would do us more credit than a… — W. E. B. Du Bois Copy Share Image
I'm hopeful that the energy efficiency and public buildings bill will have their endorsement. — Barbara Boxer Copy Share Image
We passed the Children's Bureau bill calculated to prevent children from being employed too early in factories. — William Howard Taft Copy Share Image
We function in a pack mentality. This is our tribe. And this is how we are exploited - sold a bill of… — Joey Skaggs Copy Share Image
I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I paid my own bills even when I was married and my husband could have easily paid them. — Carole Radziwill Copy Share Image
The Brady Bill's only effect will be to desensitize the public to regulation of weapons in preparation for their ultimate confiscation. — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
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Go out there and get rich. Get so obnoxiously rich that when that tax bill comes, your first thought will be to… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
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We have a Bill of Rights, which protects each of us from a bullying society, but no Bill of Responsibilities, which would… — Scott Sanders Copy Share Image
The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it's good-bye to the… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
If you've got a mortgage, and you've got bills to pay, you might tend to do some stupid things. — Roy Nelson Copy Share Image
The present Stimulus Bill sets up the equivalent commission in the United States similar to that which is in England. — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
Some of the folks on both sides might be sincere, but it does seem as if it is only the opposition that… — James Bovard Copy Share Image
On a biological level, the brain registers money as something valuable - even a dollar bill which has no intrinsic value, it's… — Kabir Sehgal Copy Share Image
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