Beer Quotes · Page 37

They say you don't want to know how sausage is made. Book coverage is like sausage in that way: better not to…

— Camille Perri

Homer no function beer well without.

— Anonymous

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then…

— Art Donovan

When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything.

— Dion DiMucci

I should be the face of Samuel Smith Beer. That'd be great.

— Sam Smith

The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days

— Angelo Dundee

Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition.

— Sergei Lukyanenko

Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be…

— Ogden Nash

So long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if…

— Corra May Harris

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

— Jimmy Buffett

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

— Kris Kristofferson

If you want someone to grab a beer with, I may not be that guy. But if you want someone to drive…

— Ted Cruz

To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is…

— Michael Jackson

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.

— Raymond Chandler

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

— Jerry Lawler

I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will…

— Dave Haywood

Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings.

— P.J. Wolfson

That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.

— Joseph Epstein

I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.

— Jack Nicholson

There is nothing in the world like the first taste of beer.

— John Steinbeck

''Just think, never to be glad or disappointed. Never to like anyone and get cross at him and forgive him. Never to…

— Tove Jansson

Think beer; drink beer.

— Matt Groening

Anything too stupid to be said is sung.

— Voltaire

You see the hair and the clothes, I look flamboyant. But I'm not the guy with the lake house and the boat.…

— Richard Rawlings

I'm not a great beer drinker, but I do like Butcombe, probably because it's made of good Somerset water.

— Jacob Rees-Mogg