Beer Quote by Amy Petrie Shaw

“I stood for a few moments, looking for the Little Dipper. ‘Howdy, Breandan,’ I whispered. ‘Look at me now. Can you believe my predicament?”

— Barry Brennessel

“Nobody can. I'm writing a new song. It's called 'My pancakes bring all the boys to the yard'. Took my hand and I pulled…

— L.H. Cosway

“A Drunkard accuses a Drunkard... A sot became extremely drunk - his legs And head sank listless, weighed by wine's thick dregs. A sober…

— Attar

“Thanks for staying with me last night,” I said, stroking Toto’s soft fur. “You didn’t have to sleep on the bathroom floor.” “Last night…

— Jamie McGuire

“Her rage flopped awkwardly away like a duck. She felt as she had when her cold, fierce parents had at last grown sick and…

— Lorrie Moore

“I made a proposal to Peepy, in default of being able to do anything better for him, that he should let me wash him…

— Charles Dickens

“The old woman smiled sweetly at Fermin. My friend stroked her face and her forehead. She appreciated the touch of another skin like a…

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

“A moment later I heard my sweetheart running up the stairs. My heart expanded with such force that it almost blotted me out. I…

— Vladimir Nabokov

“I didn’t know if we were heading for the gallows or an interrogation chamber. The night had passed without sleep; save for a swig…

— David Benioff

“He looked incredulous, throwing his hands up in disbelief. "You snuck out of my flat like I was some drunken lay you were ashamed…

— Samantha Young

“I WAS SITTING IN a taxi, wondering if I had overdressed for the evening, when I looked out the window and saw Mom rooting…

— Jeannette Walls

“As a lover or a dipsomaniac, I've no doubt of your being a most fascinating specimen. But as a combiner of forms, you must…

— Aldous Huxley