“story of the Baudelaires takes place in a very real world, where some people are laughed at just because they have something… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It was confusing pretending to be completely different people, particularly because it had been so long since the Baudelaires were able to… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The two Baudelaires, of course, had no idea what the hospital’s policy was concerning surgical paperwork, but they were beginning to see… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Baudelaires had visited the office of Vice Principal Nero and learned about all of the academy’s strict and unfair rules. When they… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaires looked at one another with bitter smiles. Sunny was right. It wasn't fair that their parents had been taken away… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“You’re noble enough, Baudelaires. That’s all we can ask for in this world.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I am sorry to say that Mr. Poe had not done a very good job so far, and that the Baudelaires had… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story is. In… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Their adventure would be exciting and memorable like being chased by a werewolf through a field of thorny bushes at midnight with nobody around… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I am very, very sorry to leave you hanging like that, but as I was writing the tale of the Baudelaire orphans, I happened… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“To those who hadn't been around Violet long, nothing would have seemed unusual, but those who knew her well knew that when she tied… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity," Sunny said, which you will probably recall means something along the lines of "I must admit I don’t have the faintest idea of… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Behind these two booths was an enormous roller coaster, a phrase which here means “a series of small carts where people can sit and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“As you and I listen to Uncle Monty tell the three Baudelaire orphans that no harm will ever come to them in the Reptile… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
