People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The message was that if something is free, you should only take the best. If, on the other hand, you're forced to… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“Manhandeling a lady was asking for trouble pretty much anywhere, but square in the middle of cowboy-central, it was close to suicidal.” — Linda Leal Miller Copy Share Image
Right now, American law bars the admission of aliens suspected of terrorist activity - but not of terrorist sympathies. — Richard Perle Copy Share Image
Reality is overrated to me. Everyone spends enough time on the computer, eating, going out to bars. Why do I need to… — Blake Butler Copy Share Image
I've had my Charlie Sheen moments, it was usually just at the Mars Bar on the corner of First Avenue with me… — Moby Copy Share Image
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, sees a girl that catches his eye. Asks her if she wants another,… — Tyler Farr Copy Share Image
O Winter! bar thine adamantine doors: The north is thine; there hast thou build thy dark, Deep-founded habitation. Shake not thy roofs,… — William Blake Copy Share Image
There always has been a mystique and a romance about aviation, but in terms of the principles involved of satisfying your customer… — Mike Batt Copy Share Image
Here was my first lesson on the resolutely maintained untidiness and ill-health of the English upper orders. In baggy evening dress and… — Clive James Copy Share Image
That's a hobby of mine - to do whatever I can for unusual for-hire creative projects. I am waiting for someone to… — Roman Coppola Copy Share Image
I kissed him hard. The few people in the bar must have been thinking that all they were seeing was just a… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
In its use of words poetry is just the reverse of science. Very definite thoughts do occur, but not because the words… — David Daiches Copy Share Image
I build duets into bigger works. I like to see people working together. What we call a giant solo in my company… — Mark Morris Copy Share Image
For African American children, in particular, the odds are extremely high that they will have a parent or loved one, a relative,… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
I am of course confident that I will fulfill my tasks as a writer in all circumstances - from my grave even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They know you can't get people to stop smoking, so they develop a system of informants. That's the whole idea of second-hand… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
In 1970, there were approximately 330,000 prisoners in the US. Today there are 2.3 million behind bars - more than any country… — Sam Branson Copy Share Image
Dear A & M, I talked to the manager of the Beauty Bar because I definitely saw you guys getting married against… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Hitherto without being; hidden away in the womb of eternity; possessed neither of thought nor feeling; remote from the range of human… — Leonid Andreyev Copy Share Image
Nick was dressed in jeans, a dark green sweater, and bomber jacket–the perfect image of a rich college student. Talon looked like… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The monument serves to remind the appellate courts and judges of the circuit and district courts of this state and members of… — Roy Moore Copy Share Image
The people who are the worst at news, who kind of engage in what I call the World Wrestling of news, have… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
my sword reappeared in my pocket. yeah,great timing.now i could attack the walls all i wanted.my cell had no bar,no window,not even… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
If you've never met a Navy SEAL and you ran into one at a bar, you probably still wouldn't know he's a… — Howard E. Wasdin Copy Share Image
I have to take what I say and make it heavy, so every single bar means something. And there's no riddles in… — Ice T Copy Share Image
People always think I was just playing in a piano bar, but I only did that for about six months. The rest… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
All these practices and struggles to become religious are only negative work, to take off the bars, and open the doors to… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry. — Brandon Boyd Copy Share Image
When I became political and Communist, it was because they were the only people I had ever met who fought the color… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
People are more likely to help other people who look exactly like them. They will hang out at the bar and on… — Catherine Hardwicke Copy Share Image
Blackbeard was larger than life. He was 6'4" in 1710. He was a colossus, and like a rock star walking into a… — Ray Stevenson Copy Share Image
There's weight on me to raise the bar, to carry on that legacy. But that's what drives me. Making sure that no… — Nik Wallenda Copy Share Image
Some prisons don't require bars to keep people locked inside. All it takes is their perception that they belong there. — Lysa TerKeurst Copy Share Image
It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
If you're middle aged... where're you going to go to meet someone? You're not going to go to a bar, you're not… — Elizabeth Perkins Copy Share Image
