I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar. — Bob Barker Copy Share Image
Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
In city rooms and in the bars where newspeople drink, you can find out what's going on. You can't find it in… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
Once in a rare while, somebody comes along who doesn't just raise the bar, they create an entirely new standard of measurement. — Dick Costolo Copy Share Image
Fifty years ago wealth was stored and transmitted physically through gold bars, stock certificates, bank notes, and coins. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Oh, that river of wishes, the slippery crocodile dream of it, how it might have carried my body down through all the… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Hell is out of fashion --institutional hells at any rate. The populated infernos of the 20th century are more private affairs, the… — J. G. Ballard Copy Share Image
I played in front of every conceivable audience you could face: an all-black audience, all-white, firemen's fairs, policemen's balls, in front of… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I've always at least tried to be self-deprecating when I say anything about myself. As long as you set the bar low,… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
I'd like to be remembered. I'd like to think that someday two guys will be talking in a bar and one of… — Cal Ripken, Jr Copy Share Image
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
He handed her the other half of his candy bar. She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. "I'm… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I don't really have one type favorite type of candy. When I was younger we used to always go to the rich… — Tony Harrison Copy Share Image
I'm helping launch the new Milky Way Chocolate Ice Cream Bar. I play an astrophysicist on television, and the name of the… — Kunal Nayyar Copy Share Image
I think it's about time we legalize marijuana... We either put people who are smoking marijuana behind bars or we legalize it,… — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Liberals love to say things like, "We're just asking everyone to pay their fair share." But government is not about asking. It… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
And it seems people should not build houses anymore it seems people should stop working and sit in small rooms on second… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The complaint about modern steel furniture, modern glass houses, modern red bars and modern streamlined trains and cars is that all these… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
What I always look for is someone that really knew how to lean up against a bar, get a drink, sit on… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
Leah: "That is easily the freakin’ grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Yuck. If there was anything in my stomach,… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Sometimes, it is true, a sense of isolation enfolds me like a cold mist as I sit alone and wait at life’s… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
Science fiction is a dialogue, a tennis match, in which the Idea is volleyed from one side of the net to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The one thing in the world that should have no bars, then be it age, gender, caste or religion, is education. — Vatsal Agrawal Copy Share Image
These characters were like twelve-bar blues or other chord progressions. Given the basic parameters of Batman, different creators could play very different… — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image
Forgiveness doesn't sit there like a pretty boy in a bar. Forgiveness is the old fat guy you have to haul up… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
Nowadays I get complaints about long drum solos, but in those days they wanted me to keep on going so they could… — Aynsley Dunbar Copy Share Image
I have a very sedate life. How often do you see me at a bar in Boulder, Peter? You tell me. I… — Dan Fogelberg Copy Share Image
Bars are closed on Election Day so people won't vote under the influence. Why are libraries closed? — Arthur D. Hlavaty Copy Share Image
A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
I was their bar freak, they needed me to make themselves feel better. just like, at times, I needed that graveyard. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
If God is willing to be born in a barnyard, then expect him to be at work anywhere - bars, bedrooms, boardrooms,… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
There has to be some kind of personal hygiene bar that a person needs to clear in order for a relationship to… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
I do not believe that a child can be reformed by lock and key and bars, or that fear can ever develop… — Edward J. Flanagan Copy Share Image
Let wickedness escape as it may at the bar, it never fails of doing justice upon itself; for every guilty person is… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
I like to go out and write. So I'll often go to a Starbucks or a local coffee bar, and I'll sit… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
The labor of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce. You can't weigh the soul of a man… — Samuel Copy Share Image
