The first secret of getting what you want is knowing what you want. — Arthur D. Hlavaty Firsts Copy Share Image
Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans. — Arthur D. Hlavaty Attention Copy Share Image
High culture is the ability to hear the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger. — Arthur D. Hlavaty Ability Copy Share Image
The whole point of society is to be less unforgiving than nature. — Arthur D. Hlavaty History Copy Share Image
Some people's unwillingness to think for themselves represents accurate self-evaluation. — Arthur D. Hlavaty Accurate Copy Share Image
The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and put it in the glove compartment. — Arthur D. Hlavaty Folds Copy Share Image
Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized. — Arthur D. Hlavaty Delusion Copy Share Image
Bars are closed on Election Day so people won't vote under the influence. Why are libraries closed? — Arthur D. Hlavaty Bars Copy Share Image
