Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it’s more frightening to be the messenger of bad news than it is to simply avoid delivering the message at all.” — Laury Falter Copy Share Image
“Built into bad news is that sense of profound disbelief. The mind struggles to absorb the bare facts, defending itself against the… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
“The bad news is, our past defines us. However, the good news is, our future will someday be a part of that… — Palle Oswald Copy Share Image
“The bad news is that if we do in fact get off the earth we will contaminate the rest of the universe… — E.L. Doctorow Copy Share Image
“The good news: he dropped Annabeth. The bad news: he dropped her headfirst onto the rocks, where she lay motionless as a… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You'll always get the good news; it's how fast you get the bad news that counts. — Harvey Mackay Copy Share Image
“The great news is I drive like a woman. The bad news is that it’s only when I’m wearing a dress.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When you're expecting bad news you have to be prepared for it a long time ahead so that when the telegram comes… — Robert Pinget Copy Share Image
“I hope that, by this point, you're feeling a little less intimidated by the meanies, because I've got some bad news: Meanies… — June Casagrande Copy Share Image
I finally overcame my phobia, and now I approach flying with a sort of studied boredom - a learned habit, thanks to… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Rick Santorum beat Mitt Romney in three states on Tuesday. Got a huge amount of fundraising. That's the good news for Rick… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Some men are just Olin bad news. Then there are good men. They'll do. Then there are good men you love. If… — Julie Kibler Copy Share Image
I used to do plays in Chicago...for literally, two people. So when they tell me, 'Bad news, only 6 million people watched… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
My instinct is to assume that we consumers are an inconsistent bunch. We like competition if it delivers low prices, but grumble… — Evan Davis Copy Share Image
“You're giving up the hunt for de Taillebourg?' Thomas asked. He had learned the priest's name from Robbie. 'No.' Robbie still had… — Bernard Cornwell Copy Share Image
“The result is that it has become humanly impossible for many around the globe to hear the good news as good. Instead,… — Gregory A. Boyd Copy Share Image
“According to the New Testament, the ‘good news’ is that a unique God-man has come to earth, revealed himself to the world,… — Linda Woodhead Copy Share Image
Feelings like disappointment,í embarrassment, irritation, resentment, anger, jealousy, and fear, instead of being bad news, are actually very clear moments that teach… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Brace yourselves, girls: Soda is liquid Satan. It is the devil. It is garbage. There is nothing in soda that should be… — Rory Freedman Copy Share Image
“I have always held in high regard individuals who informed me that certain behavior or policies were inappropriate. I respect candor. My… — Jon M. Huntsman Sr Copy Share Image
“In common with Russia, American children seldom play outdoors. Russia can use the excuse of cold weather, but in the United States,… — Martin Lindstrom Copy Share Image
“William clapped to gain everyone's attention. "All right, listen up. I've got good news and bad news. Because I'm such a positive… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Dear people who think they're all that.. sorry to be the bearer of bad news but...you're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Each stage of development, remember, has a dialectic of progress--in plain language, every new development is good news, bad news. — Ken Wilber Copy Share Image
“She looked as if she were about to burst into tears, but she was wonderful at catching the ball of her own… — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
“He shrugged. “You’re not going to like it, I’m afraid.” “Well . . . to be honest, I don’t like anything.” — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I like to say that it never rains on 'Lifestyles.' There is no bad news. It's a very up show. — Robin Leach Copy Share Image
The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
People say that death is a part of life and there must be something to it, but I just see it as… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bad news: You can't please everyone in this world. Good news: You don't have to please everyone in this world. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The good news is that we are Buddha. The bad news is that all beings are Buddha. The sickness of being human… — Albert Low Copy Share Image
Even with the bad news, I felt calm. I never shed a tear when I called my wife and said, 'Amber, my… — Kent Brantly Copy Share Image
The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you've recently followed me under the impression that I might tweet something funny, I've got some bad news for you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The bad news is you're falling through the air, nothing to hang on to, no parachute. The good news is, there's no… — Chogyam Trungpa Copy Share Image
The Universe is a big ship and its captain is the Laws of Physics! The bad news is that there seems to… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
![“Brace yourselves, girls: Soda is liquid Satan. It is the devil. It is garbage. There is nothing in soda that should be put into your body. For starters, soda’s high levels of phosphorous can increase calcium loss from the body, as can its sodium and caffeine. [Cousens, Conscious Eating, 475] You…” quote by Rory Freedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/103/rory-freedman-38696_bad-news_brace-yourselves-girls-soda-is-liquid-sa_1376578.jpg)
