“The bad news: There is no key to the universe. The good news: It was never locked.” — Swami Beyondananda Copy Share Image
Depression must be avoided, no matter what the cost. Depression is lying on the Edwardian couch for six months, too tired to… — Tim Sandlin Copy Share Image
“My mother repressed a shudder of apprehension, for, being more rapid in perception than my father, she grew alarmed on his account… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
The good news is that in every deck of fifty-two cards there are 2,598,960 possible hands. The bad news is that you… — Anthony Holden Copy Share Image
It's brutal doing TV and film castings but at least your agents phone and tell you the bad news. If you're doing… — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
“Do you want the good news or the bad news first?" I shrug. "The bad news, I guess?" "Alright. You're a horrible… — Scott Reintgen Copy Share Image
“Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first.… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“Election has nothing to do with the eternal salvation of individuals but refers instead to God's way of saving nations. It was… — Clark H. Pinnock Copy Share Image
In real life things don’t go so smoothly. At certain points in our lives, when we really need a clear-cut solution, the… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“Bad news is, they've figured out I'm alive. Worse news, I can't be sure about them. Their decomposing stench burns my throat.… — A.G. Howard Copy Share Image
“Here's a simplification of everything I'm going through: You + Me is bad news.” — Sara Bareilles Copy Share Image
You ever spent eight hours acting in water? It's a lot easier to get in and out of a bath. Hot tubs… — Adam Pally Copy Share Image
“In writing this, I am not being political, but am rather pointing out the deeply divided condition of the nation. Divisions range… — R. Loren Sandford Copy Share Image
There's good news and bad news about 2 Fast 2 Furious, the moronic follow-up to The Fast and the Furious and a… — James Berardinelli Copy Share Image
“We are killers,” Matthias said. Bad news. “Not girls. We don’t kill girls.” Good news. “She’s no girl.” Insulting news? “What? Of… — A&E Kirk Copy Share Image
“We could all use the power of prayer now and then, but it seems to me that the people who are sure… — Mark Abramson Copy Share Image
A man goes to the doctor for a check, and the doctor exams him and says I've got bad news, you've got… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“When bad news is riding high and despair in fashion, when loud mouths and corruption seem to own center stage, when some… — David McCullough Copy Share Image
In order to produce learned fear, you take a neutral stimulus like a tone, and you pair it with an electrical shock.… — Eric Kandel Copy Share Image
Dear people who think they're all that.. sorry to be the bearer of bad news but...you're not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bad news doesn't hurt as much, if you hear it in good company. It's like, if somebody pushes you out of a… — Patricia Gaffney Copy Share Image