“This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I do remember, Holly. I remember it all. Especially you. It's a real comfort to have you here.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Ah, yes, the trusty time paradox . If I go back in time and kill my grandfather, then shall I cease to… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only been set one… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school's so-called counselors are nothing more than misguided do-gooders with degrees." -Artemis… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Saint Bartleby's School for Young Gentlemen Annual Report Student: Artemis Fowl II Year: First Fees: Paid Tutor: Dr Po Language Arts As… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“It looks like you've found an intellectual equal, Mulch," said Holly. "It's a pity he isn't a girl; then you could marry… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Pizza, pizza, Fill up your face, The thicker the pastry, The better the base!” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this lecture by heart. “Our… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
