“A man and a woman are on a date. The woman says "I have something to confess, I'm actually a man." The… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“Currently, in 2016, the Internet is the only place you can show girls your dick and there's no consequences.” — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“It's stupid to wake up with $0.00 in your pocket and realize your life is in shambles. Might as well be proactive and realize… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“Women should donate their period blood to the Red Cross. It was only minor injuries... By that I mean only minors were injured. Osama’s… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“I think it's funny that USA are the first 3 letters in the name Usama Bin Laden. Yes you can spell it Osama, but… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“My thoughts on breast cancer: I'm okay with it. A tumor makes a girl's boobs bigger. So fuck it. A great man once said… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“My niece just had her first period. She ran up to me screaming "I'M BLEEDING, I THINK I'VE GOT A CUT!" I calmly sat… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“You pay, insert your dick in a hole in the machine, and it sucks you off. Think of it, maybe you've had a rough… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“A man and a woman are on a date. The woman says "I have something to confess, I'm actually a man." The man tells… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“Go to your closest grocery store, walk up to the first person you see and tell them "I WANT TO HAVE MY BALLS FILLED… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
“Afterward, she told me she was having cramps and bleeding. It was a terrible feeling for her. This is serious when you're pregnant, and… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
