A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
You're the apple to my pie, the straw to my berry. You're the smoke to my high. You're the one I wanna… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy. — Scott Foley Copy Share Image
“think apple pie is my favorite. Although, ask me tomorrow and I might change my mind.” — C.L. Stone Copy Share Image
I could grow my own patch, make some apple pies and start selling them at the local country fair. — Gemma Collins Copy Share Image
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
Our apple pie was supplied through Arm & Hammer. Straight out the kitchen, shh dont wake Nana! — Jay-Z Copy Share Image
The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
“Fruition- Think of writing as a harvest. You till the ground. Plant. Water. Wait. Apple trees take years to bear fruit. Harvest.… — Keelie Breanna Copy Share Image
I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake… — Colonel Sanders Copy Share Image
I've got a wife, two kids, a dog and a mini-van. Isn't that disgusting? We're talking Americana, man. Apple pie on the… — Dave Schultz Copy Share Image
“Just because there are lots of them doesn't mean that it isn't a privilege to live in a time when you can… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
Positive thinking is so firmly enshrined in our culture that knocking it is a little like attacking motherhood or apple pie. — Srikumar Rao Copy Share Image
Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole thing. It… — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
I work on most weekends, so my husband is the executive chef. He is an amazing cook. I love the way he… — Erica Durance Copy Share Image
“What type of food?" "What do you mean what type?" "I mean Mexican, Italian, French, American?" "I wasn't aware that American was… — Brett Arquette Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. Flowers were overflowing in the cemetery, so we decided to have a picnic there. You brought… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I am beyond excited about my partnership with Gap Factory stores because they provide affordable, on-trend, high quality fashion for people of… — George Kotsiopoulos Copy Share Image
Food can be utilized for economic reasons, like the grain embargo of Carter 40 years ago. You have a political decision, you… — Jacques Pepin Copy Share Image
The greatest enemy of hunger for God is not poison but apple pie. It is not the banquet of the wicked that… — John Piper Copy Share Image
“I wanted them to realized that there is enough time, enough love, and certainly enough apple pie in life ... I believed… — Judith Hanson Lasater Copy Share Image
“There’s never been a noble war except in the history books and propaganda movies. It’s a bloody, dirty, cruel, costly mistake in… — Harold G. Moore Copy Share Image
I try and tell her friends, but they as dumb as her, Burst of a feather, I see it makes it worse,… — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
“The next forty minutes are a festival of soul eating. I know many immigrant families incorporate their traditional dishes into the Thanksgiving… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“Come on. Let’s go get coffee, get your mind off it,” Silas says soothingly as I begin to take my frustration out… — Jackson Pearce Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Such heaped up platters of cakes of various and almost indescribable kinds, known only to experienced Dutch housewives! There was the doughty… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
The pie should be eaten "while it is yet florescent, white or creamy yellow, with the merest drip of candied juice along… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
“The school is teeming with activity. The rooms are small and large, many are special-purpose rooms, like shops and labs, but most… — Russell L. Ackoff Copy Share Image
“That night, when SanJuanna had cleared the main course and brought dessert in, my mother called for quiet and said, "Boys, I… — Jacqueline Kelly Copy Share Image
“I got a scoop of the double fudge coconut brownie ice cream in a waffle cone (the smell wafting through the shop… — Mia P. Manansala Copy Share Image
“I'll wave no more flags for home. No tears for Mother. Nobody ever died for apple pie.” — Michael Shaara Copy Share Image
There's this idea that motherhood is as American as apple pie, but yet we don't support it with any government assistance. — Frankie Shaw Copy Share Image
I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef, covered in a winter coat.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I, being bilingual and bicultural, am as American as apple pie and rice and beans. — Miguel Cardona Copy Share Image
But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese. — Eugene Field Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie. — Banksy Copy Share Image