Apple Quote by Dave Schultz

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!

— Michael Landon

I've got three kids, and those are mouths to feed.

— Simon Le Bon

You always hear me talk about my two ladies: my wife and my dog.

— Josh Segarra

Mom put dense cheddar bread into a bag for a man who said this was his wife's favorite - he'd driven all the way…

— Joan Bauer

I have a wife and two kids.

— Duff McKagan

I'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog.

— Calista Flockhart

I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it

— Stephen Colbert

My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.

— John Kruk

My wife Jenny and I have four young children of our own.

— Todd Young

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate…

— Tim Conway

I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I…

— Nick Thune

Well, you know, my wife and I have eight children. We have now 19 grandchildren.

— Mike DeWine