Just because her face is pretty, doesn't mean her personality is equally appealing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I have the feeling I should get out of bed, but then I think, mmm... better not — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before Twitter = Facebook. Before Facebook = Myspace. Before Myspace = MSN. Before MSN = Life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there was one thing that you would want to do for the rest of your life. What would it be? (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little, I'm gonna tellyour mom was the scariest sentence ever — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It looks like that the like+share on Facebook can donate money,get medicines for people with cancer, cure deceases, and say RIP… Ever… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the benefits, to proving himself in the eyes of others, if you have had to fall in their own eyes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I haven't been on guys, I know, but if I'm not on for a few days, it's because of Hurricane Sandy, Imight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having those weird conversations with your friends& thinking if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A normal person prays to God, 'Don't give me problems.' but a great person prays to God, 'Give me the power to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little I was scared ofthe dark. Now, when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the light!(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You really love him don't you? A simple question. Not a single name mentioned, but someone came to your mind, didn't he? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys may flirt with a million different girls, but before they goto sleep, they always think aboutthe girl they truly love — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stages of life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4)… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody really gives a fuck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nice wig Janis. What's it made of? Your moms chest hair! Like if you know where it's from! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is what my friend does in wait of Hurricane Sandy or whatever kind of storm it is now — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my parents are sleeping . Me- shhhh! Don't wake them up ..! When I'm sleeping . Mom- Oh, let's vacuum the house for 3 hours! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Isn't it funny how people find it hilarious when they treat peoplelike crap, but gets so offended when someone does it back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[ Moseby giving London driving lessons ] Moseby: Are you familiar with the gear shift? London: You mean the PRNDL? Moseby: The what? . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Was riding on my horse and my foot got stuck so the cashier person had to come and unplug it and my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Crossing the street* Age 5, hold's mommy's hand. Age 10, stop, looks, and listen. Age 14+,Run bit**, run! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That heart attack moment when you flush someone else's toilet and the water starts rising... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friends: People who make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter, and make your life a little better! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Tv Commercials, Please play the creepy movie commercials during the day. When other people are awake. When its daylight. Not at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People want to know why we are trading this page its because we want some one with a lowerpage that really needs… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God has not sent a woman on the earth to 'fulfill' lustful physically satisfaction of the man only, rather she has sent… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on guys, butI wanted to say that I feel special, because a lot of pages have the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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