Amazingfunny Quotes · Page 4

He was everything, everything that I wanted. We were meant tobe, supposed to be, but we lost it.

— Anonymous

My phone's battery lasts longer than people's relationships these days..

— Anonymous

I bet your Forever Young tattoois going to look so cute when you're 90.

— Anonymous

Somewhere, someone out there is waiting for exactly what you have to offer.

— Anonymous

We live in a society where it's more socially acceptable to be a teenage parent than gay. Let that sink in.

— Anonymous

Next time I see a couple carving their initials into a tree during a movie, I'm going to scream,That is mahogany! in…

— Anonymous

Girl: What the fuck?! Me:That's exactly what they said when you were born.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you make eye contact with a stranger more than once.

— Anonymous

Im having a baby! What normal people think: Aww congratulations í! What I think: They had....... sex.

— Anonymous

Now do you understand why Peter Pan didn't want to grow up?

— Anonymous

I Will Never Understand Why Guys Cheat On Pretty Girls With Ugly Ones

— Anonymous

If there was one thing that you would want to do for the rest of your life. What would it be? (:

— Anonymous

It looks like that the like+share on Facebook can donate money,get medicines for people with cancer, cure deceases, and say RIP.... Ever…

— Anonymous

Girl: omgzz ma boyf iz lyk sah sxc omgzz iz gunna lyk marry him 4 realz he iz juz sah perf itz…

— Anonymous

You know a Jenna Marbles video is on when you hear,

— Anonymous

Things I suck at: -Being attractive -Being normal -Being likable -Being social -Math..

— Anonymous

What is the benefits, to proving himself in the eyes of others, if you have had to fall in their own eyes.

— Anonymous

Dear MATH stop asking us to find ur X she's not coming back..i don't know y either

— Anonymous

Forgiving and forgetting.Both í hard to do.

— Anonymous

That was definitely the best episode of Pretty Little Liars yet!

— Anonymous

Who else hates their recorded voice?

— Anonymous

Money over bitches? Please, tell me more about how you have neither of those.

— Anonymous

Weather can repeated itself many times but times can't.

— Mohd Aariff Khan

That annoying moment when your arguing with someone and your eyebrow twitches.

— Anonymous

When it's after 2am, just go to sleep. Because the decisions you make after 2am... Are probably to wrong decisions. (:

— Anonymous