Since my school just started yesterday, all 7 of my teachers keep making us fill out these forms about our interests, hobbies,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're gifting to yourself is unknown fearfulness if you does fudge with someone. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I read Nicholas Sparks all the time, and this was one of his best books. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you have a pen I can borrow? No. *looks down at bag of pens* *evil laugh* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want U Back by Cher Lloyd is pretty much One Direction's Taken is a woman's point of view. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am so sorry everyone. We got hacked. Only 1000 disliked. Thank you for staying with us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My heart goes out to all family and friends who are victims in Colorado. ( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life. 1 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With persistence, that which makes you distinct from others is a unique selling point. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Holy crap guys, I haven't posted in forever. I've had so much school work to do, but I willl try my best… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Dinner's Ready! Me: Okay, I'm coming. *Stays oncomputer* Mom: DINNER'S READY! Me: I SAID I'M COMING! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What quote should I put on my leg for a henna tattoo? i'm bored with my henna and idk what to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I discovered that I scream the same way whether I'm about to be attacked by a Great White Shark or if a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lt is a wife who raises her husbands spirits to stand in sun and shade and in high grief of life becoming… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
No Boyfriend November and Don't Date December were a success. Now for Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March... I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It took Harry Potter 7 long books to catch the bad guy while It only takes scooby doo 25 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scared to move forward, afraid to look back. Stuck between wanting the future, and missing the past. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: I respect everybody's opinions. Person: Your favorite band sucks. Me: You ignorant fuck, do you want to die? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't say happiness without saying Ha, penis. I JUST DIED! Why do I find stupid things like this so funny??Oh Tumblr.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As you get older, you feel you have wasted fifteen precious years of your life out of the last thirty. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Dear camera whores, this is Facebook. Not an online application for a job as a prostitute. Sincerely, put some clothes on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God not created woman only for fulfill men's physical desire but also because of are created the women that can make men's… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Saying we can still be friends after a breakup is like saying,hey the dog died but we can still keep it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow, that was impressive! Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you screw tehe word up so much even autocorrect can't figure it out . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should be require three most important things for spending your life. Water. Oxygen and Love. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
That smart question facebook ppl always ask. Whats your name?-And your name is displayed right there -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is one of the only movies that I knew the ending to, but I still bawled like a baby when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: You look like your Mom! Haha Friend: How? Me: You just doo... Hahaha Friend: Do I really have that many wrinkles?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just made this, but I don't know if it should be the cover. 20+ likes for it to be the cover — Anonymous Copy Share Image
