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Mom: Come here! Me: No. Mom: 1... Me: Haha counting won't work. Mom: 2... Me: Holy duck, I AM COMING!

— Anonymous

“Get Ready, Get Ready!”

— Anonymous

Dear Mom & Dad, when you said- Let`s go, I assumed you were ready to go also. Sincerely,Been waiting in the car for 20…

— Anonymous

“Sit...down Are you ready for this? Shut...up Are you ready for this? Stand...up Are you ready for this? Let's SCREAM! Are you ready for…

— Three Days Grace

“I’m ready to go celebrate now!”

— Wendy Markham

“Here I come, ready or not.”

— Rainbow Rowell

Mom: Hey honey, who are you talking too? Me; My boyfriend. Mom; Don't lie to me you fatass! You're ordering pizza aren't you? Me; (._.)

— Pretty Ladii

“Get busy mother f---er!”

— Garth Stein

“What are you waiting for? Now is all there is!”

— George Balanchine

“Who the hell is coming to dinner?”

— M.L. Buchman

“You got it, mama.” Hours later, things had finally settled. They’d had dinner”

— Milly Taiden

'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...'

— Anonymous