“I cling to our love like saran wrap on leftovers. If you want to know when dinner will be ready, the answer… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’d hang a walrus on my wall, and I’d name him Russ. But I’m not a hunter—I’m a lover and a fisherman.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Jennifer where are you going, dear? Dinner will be ready in a minute. Your brothers found a few unattended five year olds.” — Shakuita Johnson Copy Share Image
“We took up a collection and sent a telegram to the authorities of that town. The text of the message was that… — Jack London Copy Share Image
Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
Mom: Dinner's Ready! Me: Okay, I'm coming. *Stays oncomputer* Mom: DINNER'S READY! Me: I SAID I'M COMING! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Crisis: When dinner is ready, I CRISIS, and my sister comes running. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
