Me: How old is your baby? Woman: 36 months. Me: Why can't you just say 3 years old!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most girls like to watch the sunset... ME: I like to sit in the pouring rain and watch the lightening! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wait, what? You're not supposedto have midnight snacks? Then what's the light in the fridge made for, huh? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your internet won't work& you don't know what to do with yourself all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's advice time!! Inbox the page your problems... and we will answer them IN theinbox Anything.... all us admins are here to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never know how strong youare until being strong is the only choice you have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sad moment when a celebrity can make your girlfriend more happy than you ever will, just by clicking her 'follow' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I haven't been on guys, I know, but if I'm not on for a few days, it's because of Hurricane Sandy, Imight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Call Me Maybe come one the radio* Me: Not Again. -.-Me: Me: Me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do we have any cheerleaders or gymnasts on here that could giveme some advice on something? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: () Single () In a relationship () Married () Engaged () Divorced (x) Waiting for a miracle — Babloo Copy Share Image
A normal person prays to God, 'Don't give me problems.' but a great person prays to God, 'Give me the power to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is why I have never liked markers. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do Ghetto people count? 1)Wahh. 2) Two. 3) Three. 4) Foe.5) Fieee. 6) Sih. 7) Selm. Ate.9) Naa. 10) Teh. 11) Lem. 12) Twehh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is why I absolutely love Miley Cyrus. The thing I don't get is how you can say someone is obese when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear friend, Please stop tagging me in the pictures where I look like I'm on DRUGS — Anonymous Copy Share Image
