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When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.

— Superman

Basically, I wake up, take care of my son for a little while, and then like, "I am gonna write!" And then I wind…

— Joel Stein

ChildHoodMemory when ya mom snap on over something u can't control...lol...I member one time she told us to be quiet & I cough &…

— IG:catone_2_funny

My kid gets me out of bed in the morning.

— Lin-Manuel Miranda

I hate when my parents wake me up and lie about what time it is.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I said don't disturb me when I'm cleanin' my room! -Doofy

— Scary Movie

The first thing I do every morning is make my bed. It's a habit I'm sure my parents wish I had picked up as…

— Andi Dorfman

When I'm far too tired to fall asleep.

— Owl City

Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, theyll trip over something…

— Jugi Steady

When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would…

— Steve Burns

When you and Dad fall asleep at 9:30pm, my sister and I can sneak out and have some actual fun!

— Anonymous

I'll be 50 years old and still have to call my mom when I'm home at night. No matter what time, she doesn't sleep…

— Cassie Scerbo