With some guys, drugs became a way of life. They went through tremendous personality changes, or they died. Drugs didn't do them… — Greg Noll Copy Share Image
Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
When I finally embraced abstinence it was because of the simple urge to work a longer day. Thus, without joining Alcoholics Anonymous,… — Clive James Copy Share Image
“We named the bar The Bar. "People will think we're ironic instead of creatively bankrupt," my sister reasoned. Yes, we thought we… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing! — Don Garlits Copy Share Image
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can… — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
“I automatically assume people won't like me, so I don't talk to them unless they approach me first. I can't become a… — Stephanie Kuehnert Copy Share Image
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
You put me in charge of Medicaid, the first thing I'd do is get [female recipients] Norplant, birth-control implants, or tubal ligations.… — Russell Pearce Copy Share Image
I don't drink alcohol too late in the evening; I read a good book. — Michael Rosbash Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
All of our panelists are deeply engaged in the topics at hand, so that leaves me free to convene a little dinner… — Gwen Ifill Copy Share Image
It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me. — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
I became alcoholic at around age of 13 or 14. I was full-blown. Every day we would hide the alcohol, stealing from… — Reginald Arvizu Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Look into the windows of my soul. The eyes never lie, they bloodshot red. — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The most natural way you would attempt to cope with something inside you that is affecting your moods and your energy levels… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
