Alcohol Quote by Waylon Jennings

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

— W. C. Fields

I've never been drunk. I've never even had a beer.

— Davey Havok

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

— George Gobel

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

— Jimmy Buffett

I've never had a sip of alcohol.

— Marcus Mariota

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

— Anton Chekhov

I've never been high or drunk in my life.

— Gene Simmons

I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be.

— Rita Tushingham

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

— Craig Ferguson

I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk.

— Hack Wilson

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

— Gertrude Stein

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

— Winston Churchill