I've learned when you drink Absolut straight, it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm. — Method Man Copy Share Image
Russia has banned all adoptions to Americans. So, if you were hoping to get a little white kid with fetal alcohol syndrome,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Being fat is the absolute nadir of the misfit. You're a misfit because nothing fits. You don't fit in. You're not fit.… — Claudia Shear Copy Share Image
It's better to have a voice without alcohol in my system from the night before. — Ronnie Radke Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
We're number one in domestic violence homicides. We also have a high rate of alcohol abuse and drug abuse and there's a… — Diane Birch Copy Share Image
“Two wives despaired of him,’ he said. ‘When he got engaged to Sylvia, she made it a condition that he should take… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
In Sharia, nobody will be able to sell pork publicly. Nobody will be drinking alcohol. Pornography will be banned. Gambling will be… — Anjem Choudary Copy Share Image
STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My father taught me to not fear anything. Having said that, much of my addiction to alcohol and drugs was tied to… — Derek Sanderson Copy Share Image
I used to think I was boy until alcohol proves me that I'm to old to be a boy. — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
“People, heed my warning: That stuff is Specials Olympics in a pint glass. You think they are harmless and not very strong,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy. His wife and children may be shoeless; someone… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
“What’s your poison or should I just waste my money by guessing something you probably won’t even drink? I’d much rather get… — Jason Medina Copy Share Image
“Take a shower. Wash away every trace of yesterday. Of smells. Of weary skin. Get dressed. Make coffee, windows open, the sun… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
I think if you're doing alcohol and drugs, the chances of you surviving this kind of a pace are next to nothing.… — Meredith Brooks Copy Share Image
A real man would never get drunk and then rape a girl he will get the girl drunk first — Anurag Copy Share Image
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I stopped drinking alcohol, which probably was the biggest change. I used to be a very big beer drinker. Being from England,… — Wade Barrett Copy Share Image
"It's just literally being afraid. And you think, oh, [the alcohol] will ease the fear. And it doesn't." What was he afraid… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
