“I had to be at work at 8 am this morning, so I set my alarm clock for 7:49. Naturally, my body… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
...people don't respect the morning. An alarm clock violently wakes them up, shatters their sleep like the blow of an ax, and… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“Alarm clocks unset, their taunts silent. Crystals flashing dire red, as if to warn of seconds that dwell, of years that fleet.” — J. Andrew Schrecker Copy Share Image
I don't need an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Akshay snores so loudly that I'm usually awake the entire… — Twinkle Khanna Copy Share Image
The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
Your alarm clock did not wake you up but God woke you up, have a blessed day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Knowing that there is no future that is possible or desirable, I experience the solace one feels on going back to sleep… — Arthur Cravan Copy Share Image
“I could be the man of your dreams. I could also be the alarm clock, stealing you away from the man of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“you’re like most people, you wake up to the incessant beeping of an alarm clock each morning and reluctantly drag yourself out… — Hal Elrod Copy Share Image
“I felt bad for Lulu because I've been Lulu. It's really hard when you realize the guy you've been dating is basically… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Those who end their day by watching television rarely start it by setting up an alarm clock. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I can't start my day without hearing 'Waiting On the World to Change' by John Mayer. It's my alarm clock and my… — Matthew Underwood Copy Share Image
I won't tell you how many hours a day I work because you wouldn't believe it. But don't worry; I am in… — Michel Ocelot Copy Share Image
“I asked, “Why were you crying?” But she didn't answer, because I hadn't said it out loud. The truth was that I… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button. -Alarm Clock — Futurama Copy Share Image
“Greebo always slept on Nanny’s bed; the way he’d affectionately try to claw your eyeballs out in the morning was as good… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“...it turned out to be only our former chauffeur, Tsiganov, who had thought nothing of riding all the way from St. Petersburg,… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“..who threw their watches off the roof to cast their ballot for an Eternity outside of Time, and alarm clocks fell on… — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
I bought 13 alarm clocks and set them to go off at 5AM and put them all over my girlfriend's room. She… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont set the alarm clock if youre not willing to wake up, same thing with LOVE, never make somebody fall for you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have the luxury of getting up quite late, so I hardly ever set an alarm clock. — Ben Schott Copy Share Image
“Here's a list of the things you'll need. I jotted it down in the parking lot." Keri unfolded the paper and read… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
