If you're tired of getting additional information, you can just close your eyes, get some sleep. But earlids, covering of the ears,… — Gordon Hempton Copy Share Image
“i thought about life, about my life, the embarrassments, the little coincidences, the shadows of alarm clocks on bedside tables, i thought… — jonathan safran foer Copy Share Image
“The thing had woken him up as usual, an alarm clock. as reliable and stiff off the ground as Big Fucking Ben.… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
If you think its your alarm clock that wakes you every morning, try putting it next to a corpse and understand the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Human; You Get Angry At Me, If I wake you up... You Also Get Angry, If I don't..!! What The Hell… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Time howled in my ear, screaming with laughter at the idea that we could control it with wristwatches, alarm clocks, revolutions, history.” — Viet Thanh Nguyen Copy Share Image
“The day that changed my life was one of those days. The crappy kind. Normal people have a whole lot of them.… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
A built-in reminder is the simple understanding that whenever any kind of unhappiness arises, you know you've lost the now. That's a… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
“Problem 3: What innovative change could be made to an alarm clock to make it more effective? Proposed solution: If you hit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo, it's my life, my own words I guess Have you ever loved someone so much You'd give an arm for Not… — Eminem Copy Share Image
My love for you is like an alarm clock, you can hear me but you chose to ignore me until you throw… — Yvonne Urlanda Copy Share Image
...as it turned out, growing up was just as she'd feared. One day when your alarm clock rang, you got up and… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“Have you ever wondered What happens to all the poems people write? The poems they never let anyone else read? Perhaps they… — Shaun Tan Copy Share Image
My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleeping is my drug,my bed is my dealer,and my alarm clock is the police.... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Daylight Savings Time occurs because Chuck Norris hits snooze on his alarm clock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm in love with my bed. we're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. that jealous whore . — Yashar Ibra Copy Share Image
My top video is probably the wake up machine. And that one was the first one that started going really viral. It's… — Simone Giertz Copy Share Image
Where every day doesn't start with an alarm clock and end with the television. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
JUST A MOM????¦.. I cant stand it when people say, Youre JUST a mom? Yes, I am a Mom! That makes me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All my life I have battled the alarm clock, pummeling the snooze button over and over with mounting self-loathing until the shame… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to take you out of here ... I'm going to take you home, to the world where you belong, where… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Postal inspectors have been given advanced warning that Publishers Clearinghouse is sending packets of laundry detergent that could be mistaken for anthrax.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
