I'm going to get you a broken alarm clock so you'll get up in the morning. — Jack Osbourne Copy Share Image
Thanks to the greatest invention of recent years, the MP3-playing alarm clock, I can now choose the song that wakes me up… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
I can't start my day without hearing 'Waiting On the World to Change' by John Mayer. It's my alarm clock and my… — Matthew Underwood Copy Share Image
“Knowing that there is no future that is possible or desirable, I experience the solace one feels on going back to sleep… — Arthur Cravan Copy Share Image
The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
The lawyer's first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock. — Edward Packard Jr Copy Share Image
I bought 13 alarm clocks and set them to go off at 5AM and put them all over my girlfriend's room. She… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Dear Human; You Get Angry At Me, If I wake you up... You Also Get Angry, If I don't..!! What The Hell… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Our family is very close and since I'm not one for cooking or answering alarm clocks on the first ring, I depend… — Joey Heatherton Copy Share Image
Those who end their day by watching television rarely start it by setting up an alarm clock. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
A built-in reminder is the simple understanding that whenever any kind of unhappiness arises, you know you've lost the now. That's a… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
...as it turned out, growing up was just as she'd feared. One day when your alarm clock rang, you got up and… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
My top video is probably the wake up machine. And that one was the first one that started going really viral. It's… — Simone Giertz Copy Share Image
