I'm going to take you out of here ... I'm going to take you home, to the world where you belong, where… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent… — Jason Hawes Copy Share Image
Postal inspectors have been given advanced warning that Publishers Clearinghouse is sending packets of laundry detergent that could be mistaken for anthrax.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“The day that changed my life was one of those days. The crappy kind. Normal people have a whole lot of them.… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“In this country people don't respect the morning. An alarm clock violently wakes them up, shatters their sleep like the blow of… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“you’re like most people, you wake up to the incessant beeping of an alarm clock each morning and reluctantly drag yourself out… — Hal Elrod Copy Share Image
“i thought about life, about my life, the embarrassments, the little coincidences, the shadows of alarm clocks on bedside tables, i thought… — jonathan safran foer Copy Share Image
If you're tired of getting additional information, you can just close your eyes, get some sleep. But earlids, covering of the ears,… — Gordon Hempton Copy Share Image
“I took a walk on the cool sand dunes, brittle grass overgrown, and above me, in the night sky, above me, I… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“turn over and watch the alarm clock. Finally it’s six thirty. At least the worst part, the night-before part, is over; this… — Susan Cain Copy Share Image
“I asked, “Why were you crying?” But she didn't answer, because I hadn't said it out loud. The truth was that I… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Have you ever wondered What happens to all the poems people write? The poems they never let anyone else read? Perhaps they… — Shaun Tan Copy Share Image
Yo, it's my life, my own words I guess Have you ever loved someone so much You'd give an arm for Not… — Eminem Copy Share Image
“..who threw their watches off the roof to cast their ballot for an Eternity outside of Time, and alarm clocks fell on… — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
“I felt bad for Lulu because I've been Lulu. It's really hard when you realize the guy you've been dating is basically… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Here's a list of the things you'll need. I jotted it down in the parking lot." Keri unfolded the paper and read… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“those doing intense physical activity, 10 hours is not too much. •The best way to figure out the right amount of sleep… — Brad Stulberg Copy Share Image
“...it turned out to be only our former chauffeur, Tsiganov, who had thought nothing of riding all the way from St. Petersburg,… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
I have the luxury of getting up quite late, so I hardly ever set an alarm clock. — Ben Schott Copy Share Image
Daylight Savings Time occurs because Chuck Norris hits snooze on his alarm clock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your alarm clock did not wake you up but God woke you up, have a blessed day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleeping is my drug,my bed is my dealer,and my alarm clock is the police… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button. -Alarm Clock — Futurama Copy Share Image
Dont set the alarm clock if youre not willing to wake up, same thing with LOVE, never make somebody fall for you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I could be the man of your dreams. I could also be the alarm clock, stealing you away from the man of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We're like an alarm clock and the rest of the world is sleeping." - Brandy Wine from GUT-CHECK GREEN.” — Peter Prasad Copy Share Image
“It’s just a dream, I told myself. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Thanks to the greatest invention of recent years, the MP3-playing alarm clock, I can now choose the song that wakes me up… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
I can't start my day without hearing 'Waiting On the World to Change' by John Mayer. It's my alarm clock and my… — Matthew Underwood Copy Share Image
“Problem 3: What innovative change could be made to an alarm clock to make it more effective? Proposed solution: If you hit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the morning, I have certain aspirations. One of my goals is to avoid looking at the computer or checking e-mail for… — Matt Mullenweg Copy Share Image
My love for you is like an alarm clock, you can hear me but you chose to ignore me until you throw… — Yvonne Urlanda Copy Share Image
“Greebo always slept on Nanny’s bed; the way he’d affectionately try to claw your eyeballs out in the morning was as good… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
OBLIVION, n. Cold storage for high hopes. A place where ambitious authors meet their works without pride and their betters without envy.… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
