I often set two alarm clocks because I'm afraid the first one won't actually make me get up. — Kurt Andersen Copy Share Image
I could barely function as an adult; I slept through alarm clocks and lost train tickets mid-journey. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
Once again, my alarm clock has runied the amazing night I had with my bed. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I love to ,and an alarm clock will ensure that I wake up and leave work on time. — Radhika Pandit Copy Share Image
“Alarm clocks were invented by fork-tongued devils disguised as gremlins wearing snake masks.” — Amy Kathleen Ryan Copy Share Image
“I even set my alarm clock back ten minutes just so that I would have time for my daily existential crisis. Once” — Lexie Dunne Copy Share Image
I play music on my phone to fall asleep when I'm on the road and as an alarm clock to wake me… — Celeste Ng Copy Share Image
“Maybe she just needed out. Out of Caldwell. Out of the CCJ. Out of the electronic family of her alarm clock and… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
An alarm clock is a device to wake a man up who has no plans or intentions for the future that could… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up,… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Here in the UK the audience immediately reacts and they get the fact that: "What would be the most annoying thing in… — Duncan Jones Copy Share Image
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Love is not an alarm clock. You can not have it sound at a time that you think is convenient and appropriate.… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
I have to fight the impulse to use my phone as an alarm clock rather than leaving it in another room. If… — Sherry Turkle Copy Share Image
“She noticed the lemony yellow light in her dream and heard nothing of her alarm clock so continued to dream and dreamt… — Tiger Lewis Copy Share Image
“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I tended to listen to doo-wop, but my grandmother would always have the radio on all day and she'd start with Yiddish… — Richie Havens Copy Share Image
I miss the common things, the things that used to really annoy me, like an alarm clock. The sound of your zipper… — Mandy Harvey Copy Share Image
On the face of her phone Wileen programs a message to herself so that when the alarm clock rings the screen flashes:… — Buddy Wakefield Copy Share Image
“In bed that night, in the darkness, with the illuminated dial of her alarm clock glowing from the bedside table, she asked… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
I've gone more than 40 years without having to use an alarm clock or go to an office. At this point, I… — Nick Tosches Copy Share Image
“Most animals sleep in a hole in the ground or hanging from a tree. Man alone has made for himself an elaborate… — James Rozoff Copy Share Image
“There exist concretely alarm clocks, signboards, tax forms, policemen, so many guard rails against anguish. But as soon as the enterprise is… — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
“The daughter wants to turn the past on its back like a turtle or a roach, leaving those legs walking futilely through… — Ali Liebegott Copy Share Image
Instead of things I'm good at, it might be faster to list the things I can't do. I can't cook or clean… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“I thought about life, about my life, the embarrassments, the little coincidences, the shadows of alarm clocks on bedside tables. I thought… — jonathan safran foer Copy Share Image
“answer. Donald’s dysfunctional belief was related to Janine’s, but he’d held on to it for much longer—a life of responsible and successful… — Bill Burnett Copy Share Image
“Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn’t on the… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“EVERY WEDNESDAY, I teach an introductory fiction workshop at Harvard University, and on the first day of class I pass out a… — Bret Anthony Johnston Copy Share Image
“The biologist and intellectual E. O. Wilson was once asked what represented the most hindrance to the development of children; his answer… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
“To become a better you, look nowhere else for another alarm to blow before you wake up. Get up and rise up.” — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
Dear alarm clock, It might be you they hit on, but it's me they're sleeping with. Sincerely, bed. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Im in love with my bed were perfect together but my alarm clock dosnt want us together. That jealose whore — Ana 13 Copy Share Image
Stress is the alarm clock that lets you know you've attached to something not true for you. — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
