I just wanted to be a businessman, and to me, the best way to understand business was to be an accountant. — Aubrey McClendon Copy Share Image
It would've been hard to do something else, to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant. — Samuel West Copy Share Image
I have a poverty demon. I'll ask my accountant if I can afford something, and he'll say, 'What are you talking about?' — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one? — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
If you talk to a top accountant about his field of expertise, it's mind-boggling. — Vincent Kompany Copy Share Image
My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man. — Glenda Jackson Copy Share Image
Most years, if you were to ask me how much I make, the genuine answer is that I have no clue. I… — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
There's not a rocket scientist, not a doctor, not an accountant that 30 years in goes, "Oh, now I'm getting it. Now… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I made $225.81 a week as an accountant, and I went to $400 a week as a stand-up. I was up to… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
Vice President Joe Biden said today that 'Syria must be held accountable.' Unfortunately, the Obama administration has never employed an accountant, so… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
In the e-filing system, the accountant has the user identity and password of each company. This would potentially allow a rogue accountant… — Sucheta Dalal Copy Share Image
That's a compliment reserved only for politicians. You never hear someone say, 'You know what I love about my accountant? He's just… — Jason Kander Copy Share Image
I think that the opportunity to be a kid another year and not have to not worry about the responsibilities of paying… — Jason Williams Copy Share Image
When actors go onstage, you know immediately if they can do their job. You can be a lawyer or an accountant for… — Patsy Rodenburg Copy Share Image
If I have an accountant that just reports I just invested $10 million in my business, and he doesn't exactly itemize where… — Damon Dash Copy Share Image
It's not only exciting to watch, but you can also speak a different language with each other. It's a music language that's… — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
There are a whole lot of little tales told in 'Presumed Innocent,' whether it's about the Hobberly kid, who was an important… — Scott Turow Copy Share Image
You can't be the accountant in your accounting firm. You can't cut the grass in your landscaping business. You can't work on… — Michael Gerber Copy Share Image
In 2007, Michael Grimm, former Marine, former FBI agent, accountant and attorney, was poised for success as a small business owner. Instead,… — Loretta Lynch Copy Share Image
When you're writing plays, it's possible to believe you don't have any real world skill. When you're adapting, it is really all… — Richard Greenberg Copy Share Image
It's almost a blessing when we meet people who naturally want to do the sort of things that are in high demand… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I'm an accountant. I'm a manufacturer from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, who stepped up to the plate, and now I'm a U.S. senator. — Ron Johnson Copy Share Image
“Keep calm and leave the business worries to your Chartered Accountant.” — Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma Copy Share Image
I'm a footballer and not a lawyer or an accountant and my job is to take care of business out on the… — Jude Bellingham Copy Share Image
“The Chartered Accountancy degree is not a destination, but the start of a journey.” — Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma Copy Share Image
“If others qualify, it's a great going; if an auditor qualifies, it's not.” — Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma Copy Share Image
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession. — Charles Lyell Copy Share Image
“You do not just become, you evolve as, a Chartered Accountant.” — Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma Copy Share Image
Mom was a housewife; Dad was an accountant. They taught me a lot about the value of working hard. — Irene Rosenfeld Copy Share Image
“All Ticked and Tallied; be it life, be it accounts. I am a Chartered Accountant.” — Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma Copy Share Image
“Financial statements are my novels, I am a Chartered Accountant.” — Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma Copy Share Image
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“My ex girlfriend said she’d never cheat on me. Well, she did—with an accountant. Now I owe money to the IRS.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Every balance sheet tells a story that I love to read. I am a Chartered Accountant.” — Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma Copy Share Image
I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
