An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future. — F. Ross Johnson Copy Share Image
I was an accountant for six months, and for the last three, I didn't do much work. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
“A mild mannered accountant are y’? I’d say you’re more like a wolf in sheep’s clothing.” — Liam Muir Copy Share Image
I have an accountant, obviously, because I'm self employed, and I use an independent financial adviser. I trust my accountant because we… — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
I don't go to a psychiatrist. I don't go to a gym. I run away from my accountant, I run away from… — Marlene Dumas Copy Share Image
I was a very bad accountant; I didn't care about money, golf or discovering fraud. After about a year I was sacked;… — Joanne Harris Copy Share Image
I always loved math in high school and I thought that I would be an accountant. But I also thought I would… — Cris Carter Copy Share Image
Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I don't know of any other country where the accountant enjoys a… — Northrop Frye Copy Share Image
“Deposit the currency of time regularly in the recurring deposit account of your passion. How much did you deposit today?” — Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma Copy Share Image
“The contentment when a signature becomes an autograph is lesser than the moment your signature becomes a seal of trust; as a… — Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma Copy Share Image
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
My mother hoped I would meet a nice doctor or barrister or accountant who would marry me and take me to live… — Maeve Binchy Copy Share Image
I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort… — Matthew Broderick Copy Share Image
Commissions add up, taxes are a big drag, margin ain't cheap. A good accountant costs money as well. The math on this… — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
I grew up with music very much in my life. I achieved success by combining my training as an accountant with my… — Zarin Mehta Copy Share Image
I worked as an accountant in an auditor's office, at a textile showroom, a telephone booth, and a fast-food joint while studying.… — Vijay Sethupathi Copy Share Image
I had the opportunity to go to law school, and my dad, who was an accountant, couldn't believe I wanted to walk… — Curtis Stone Copy Share Image
“It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become… — Peter Tork Copy Share Image
The reality is that a person who has always struggled with numbers is unlikely to be a great accountant or statistician. — Tom Rath Copy Share Image
To find a pool of lawyers from whom to choose, solicit referrals from other professionals you know or deal with - an… — Laura Wasser Copy Share Image
A lot of the younger Indian generation are either IT geniuses or doctors - the number of doctors I've seen in L.A.… — Freida Pinto Copy Share Image
I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“An incompetent, lazy, arrogant, or corrupt accountant or attorney can cost you a lot of money. I know from personal experience. Just… — Robert T. Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
“Get your associates as fast as you can and then get a bachelors." "I don't want that. I want to work in… — Teresa Lo Copy Share Image
If you love math, have a knack for numbers, study hard and become a successful accountant; who cares if you can't draw… — Nick Carter Copy Share Image
I think you could get a good accountant, but I think I am the best accountant for me. Can't nobody count my… — Yo Gotti Copy Share Image
“And suddenly I was an accountant who was popping out of bed in the morning, excited to get to work. That doesn't… — Dan Fogelman Copy Share Image
With chefs, the problem is we have to be very confident because people are looking at us for that. So pretty soon,… — Michael Mina Copy Share Image
Man, if it weren't for Bill's Records and Tapes I would've been an accountant like my dad. I love my dad, but… — Ryan Miller Copy Share Image
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
Yeah, I went to business school and I actually worked as an accountant for about eight months. It's not what I wanted,… — Simu Liu Copy Share Image
One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I… — Zakk Wylde Copy Share Image
I had my first accountant when I was 20 and he reminded me I had a tax bill to pay, so I… — Colin Jackson Copy Share Image
If you didn't know who I was, if I was to walk out on the street without people knowing who I am,… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
When you get successful, the money comes in and pretty soon you've got to hire an accountant, you've got to get up… — J. J. Cale Copy Share Image
I was an accountant in Chicago, and a friend of mine, Ed Gallagher, was in advertising. At 4:30 every day I'd be… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“Who shot at you?" Nick asked, taking in the stunned expressions on his staffers' faces. Why couldn't he have fallen for an… — Marie Force Copy Share Image
I don't know how much money I've got. I did ask the accountant how much it came to. I wrote it down… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
