I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate…

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

— Demetri Martin

After cooking dinner tonight, I realized there is no straight way to wash a carrot.

— Nikhil Saluja

The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.

— Paul Cezanne

If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days.

— Margot Robbie

The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution.

— Emile Zola

“Cookie!" The kid holds up a carrot with the feathery green still attached to the top. "Seriously?" The woman gives me a wide-eyed don't…

— Pam Bachorz

I once died my hair blonde, and it looked like an orangey-red carrot top. It was the '80s, and I was trying to look…

— Nigel Barker

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

— Carrot Top

Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad…

— Thom Yorke

“This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb; Then away with these nasty devices, and show How…

— John Wilmot

I was at a party in London when I met Bond producer Barbara Broccoli. She introduced herself, and I didn't believe her name. So…

— Catherine Bach

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

— Rip Taylor

“My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure," said Carrot. "Really? Well, there's eleven of them.”

— Terry Pratchett

The truly healthy alternative to that chip is not a fake chip; it’s a carrot.

— Mark Bittman

C'mon Roger, let's go home. I'll bake you a carrot cake.

— Jessica Rabbit