I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling…

I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write…

— Chris D'Elia

Forty is when you actually begin even deserving to be on stage telling people what you think.

— Jerry Seinfeld

I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll…

— Dave Chappelle

“There's a lot of guys up there who like wearing a suit or try doing jokes that they think will play to a certain…

— Jim Jefferies

If it's just me on stage telling stories for, like, an hour, that's great. That's fine. But like a sandcastle on the beach, it…

— Hasan Minhaj

Being on stage, telling jokes and telling stories is where I feel the most at home.

— John Bishop

“I want my life to mean something!”

— Marliss Melton

People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life,…

— Steve Harvey

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have…

— Adam Carolla

What you want most out of life is the thing you have to give the most of

— Steve Harvey

“telling the jokes—was the setups. Why were that priest, that rabbi, and that minister walking down that street? Where were they headed? How had…

— Donald E. Westlake

When I'm telling jokes, I'm constantly in motion. I can't stand in one place.

— Eddie Griffin

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

— George S. Kaufman

Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to…

— Kathy Griffin

Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that dick stand up like it's telling jokes.

— Lil Wayne