In life you can make jokes, but do not make jokes with…

I love to be on camera, and make jokes, make people laugh.

— Alex Consani

“One of the great jokes of life is that by the time you're old enough to recognize how little you know, all you can…

— Virginia DeBerry Donna Grant

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

— Rick Riordan

“The best jokes in life, are the lies that have come out of your mouth”

— Melinda

“If you don’t learn to laugh at yourself, You'll miss out on a lot of good jokes in life.”

— Cody Edward Lee Miller

“It must be one of life’s little jokes... how we take everything, even life itself, for granted. We waste our childhoods wishing for what…

— James Michael Rice

I make jokes about the fact that as a neuro-surgeon I shouldn't be required at a motor race because the drivers don't have any…

— Sid Watkins

I like to smile a lot before going in the car. I make jokes, even on the grid, and then I can still manage…

— Romain Grosjean

You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.

— Lewis Carroll

I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you…

— Shane Black

Make a list of all the lovers you've ever had. Warren Lasher Ed "Rubberhead" Catapano Charles Deats or Keats Alfonse Tuck it in your…

— Lorrie Moore

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

— Chris Hardwick

Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.

— Aziz Ansari

Something about not waiting for the laugh of a laugh track allows you to take lines that otherwise might be seen as just direct…

— Mitchell Hurwitz

Now I put up something, and I have to think, 'Oh, there are millions of people watching, and some of them could be affected…

— Shane Dawson