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I like Kinko's, because they're open 24 hours. If it's 5…

“I like Kinko's, because they're open 24 hours. If it's 5 am and I decide I need two of something, I'm covered! Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, and then I think, "Oh, yeah. Kinko's. No problem. That will not remain singular."” quote by Mitch Hedberg
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“I like Kinko's, because they're open 24 hours. If it's 5 am and I decide I need two of something, I'm covered! Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, and then I think, "Oh, yeah. Kinko's. No problem. That will not remain singular."”

Mitch Hedberg

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

He humorously praises 24‑hour copy shops for their reliability at odd hours.

In simple terms: Kinko's are always open for late‑night needs.

Key Takeaway

Use services that fit unconventional schedules.

Themes

humor convenience nightlife

Mood

lighthearted ironic

Type

anecdotal observational

When to use this quote

  • late‑night work
  • emergency printing
  • travel
  • night shifts

Key Concepts

consumer culture time management

Questions to Reflect On

  • Do you rely on any 24‑hour services?
  • How does constant availability affect stress?
A Different Perspective

Only works if you actually need printing services.

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