A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

“A brick would make a great stocking stuffer at Christmas—especially if you chisel it out of the fireplace the stocking is hanging from. Let…

— Jarod Kintz

In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking but now, God knows, anything goes.

— Cole Porter

In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking. Now, Heaven knows, anything goes. The world has gone mad today,…

— Cole Porter

I loved Christmas. We had a really great time. But there wasn't - it was all - you had to be happy with, you…

— Nick Lowe

Christmas it too large to be tucked away in the toe of a child's stocking.

— Gerald Stanley Lee

Six feet three in her stocking feet, L'Wren Scott was every inch a great lady.

— Hamish Bowles

That's not a run in your stocking, it's a hand on your leg.

— Frank O'Hara

My earliest, most impactful encounter with a book was when I was seven and awoke early on Christmas morning to find Roald Dahl's 'Charlie…

— Sophie Kinsella

I like animals. I like people who like animals. I hate people who love animals to the point they lose their sense of reason.…

— John Ridley

I'd like a stocking made for a giant, And a meeting house full of toys, Then I'd go out in a happy hunt For…

— Eugene Field

With toilet books, people don't review them that much. They don't really pay much attention to them. It's just like, "Oh, okay. I'll put…

— Drew Magary

I've done everything from stocking shelves at a natural food co-op, to baking bagels at Brueggers and bussing tables. Then I realized that jobs…

— Marco Arment

My mom always puts a grapefruit in my stocking. I like grapefruit, but why put it in a stocking like it's a gift? It's…

— Skylar Grey

“Some call it stocking, I call it love.”

— Ralph

When you're young, you think you can handle anything. By the time you find out otherwise, it's already too late. You got a stocking…

— Haruki Murakami