They say the first thing to go when you're old is your…

“My eyesight isn’t what it didn’t use to be.”

— Jarod Kintz

Parallel parking is harder than a relationship.

— Nikhil Saluja

“That parallel parking is like making love but more difficult and in public.”

— Neil Hilborn

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

— Bill Vaughan

I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

— Calvin Trillin

Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking.

— Anonymous

Parallel parking is desirable for two reasons: parked cars create a physical barrier and psychological buffer that protects pedestrians on the sidewalk from moving…

— James Howard Kunstler

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

— Miranda Hart

If you don't have a new door to walk through, the only thing is the old door.

— Susan Burton

The only thing my old man ever gave me was a beating.

— Sonny Liston

There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.

— Anonymous

The worst thing an old man can be is a lover.

— Thomas Otway

LOVE is the only thing that will never be OLD FASHION!

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

Nothing is so remote from us as the thing which is not old enough to be history and not new enough to be news.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

There is no such thing as the old age of the wise.

— Sophocles