I've always thought that parallel parking was my main…

Parallel parking is harder than a relationship.

— Nikhil Saluja

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

— Bill Vaughan

Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking.

— Anonymous

Parallel parking is desirable for two reasons: parked cars create a physical barrier and psychological buffer that protects pedestrians on the sidewalk from moving…

— James Howard Kunstler

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

— Miranda Hart

“They say the first thing to go when you're old is your legs or your eyesight. It isn't true. The first thing to go…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“That parallel parking is like making love but more difficult and in public.”

— Neil Hilborn

Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If…

— Calvin Trillin

It's nice to go skating in a parking lot and hang out with people who aren't talking about their next movie role.

— Tom Green

I did archery when I was in high school. In our gym class we had two weeks of archery, and I remember taking the…

— John Barrowman

By the time they were pulling into the parking lot of the A&P, the mood was fading, the moment gone. Amy could feel it…

— Elizabeth Strout

You know how I know I'm white? I can cry myself out of a parking ticket.

— Michelle Wolf

Most people don't grow up. It's too damn difficult. What happens is most people get older. That's the truth of it. They honor their…

— Maya Angelou

I was actually born in L.A. My sisters and I were playing in a parking lot, and my dad was like, 'Nah, nah, nah.…

— Rachel Keller

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.

— Lewis Mumford