The only thing my old man ever gave me was a beating.

It is a terrible thing for an old woman to outlive her dogs.

— Tennessee Williams

The worst thing an old man can be is a lover.

— Thomas Otway

There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.

— Anonymous

“The good thing about being old is not being young.”

— Stephen Richards

“That's the funny thing about old people: they never seem in a hurry. I think old people have figured out that being five minutes…

— Shannon Wiersbitzky

“They say the first thing to go when you're old is your legs or your eyesight. It isn't true. The first thing to go…

— Kurt Vonnegut

There is no such thing as the old age of the wise.

— Sophocles

“A century ago, life screwed that poor man and me because we were too young, and now they want to do the same thing…

— Gabriel García Márquez

If you don't have a new door to walk through, the only thing is the old door.

— Susan Burton

Nothing is so remote from us as the thing which is not old enough to be history and not new enough to be news.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

LOVE is the only thing that will never be OLD FASHION!

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

There was no limit to what one man might do, if he gave all, and held back nothing.

— Lois McMaster Bujold

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

— Anonymous

What, but the rapacity of the only men who exercised their reason, the priests, secured such vast property to the church, when a man…

— Mary Wollstonecraft

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

— Johnny Carson