Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever…

The figure of the enthusiast who has just discovered jogging or a new way to fix tofu can be said to stand or, more…

— Lewis H. Lapham

I fall down all the time because I'm such a klutz, but I have never broken a bone, and I don't eat milk or…

— Grace Slick

Every November, during the certain holiday people love so much, people take a dead turkey, open up the dead turkey’s ass, or carve out…

— Gary Yourofsky

“My life is like tofu—it's what gets added that makes it interesting.”

— Angela Johnson

It's gross. We use real brains. I think they're lamb or cow or something. Intestines smell. Brains don't really smell, but what's amazing about…

— Ellen Pompeo

Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and lapis lazuli.

— George R. R. Martin

I'm vegetarian and stick to a strict health regime of brown rice, tofu, salads and soya milk. When I'm at home in Somerset, I…

— Kate O'Mara

I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.

— Clint Eastwood

I can make fried tofu, boiled tofu, stuffed tofu. Cutlets and other fancy stuff, that's for other directors.

— Yasujiro Ozu

“The egg rolls were time-consuming to make, but the bean sprout filling was cheap and tasty. Besides, a party just isn't a party without…

— Mia P. Manansala

The mind is like tofu. It tastes like whatever you marinate it in.

— Sylvia Boorstein

You'd be surprised by how much protein is in plant-based ingredients, including chickpeas, lentils, quinoa, tofu, and spinach.

— Tabitha Brown

For a healthy alternative to buffalo wings, slide the bone of a human finger into a block of tofu and bake.

— Giada De Laurentiis

I just want to make a tray of good tofu. If people want something else, they should go to the restaurants and shops.

— Yasujiro Ozu

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

— Simone Elkeles