I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and…

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

— Dave Attell

I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

— Dave Attell

I get a lot of comics, and I can look at a comic and tell immediately whether I'll enjoy it or not. There are…

— Jack Kirby

Every comic will tell you that a lot of crowds play differently to different social commentary. Some people are really uptight about stuff like…

— Andrew Santino

I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories.

— Ron Shock

I knew what I wanted to do when I set out. I knew that I wanted to write a book that told the story,…

— Moshe Kasher

I get fans stopping me and telling me what a bad man I am. I got a lot of that at Comic-Con. I'd tell…

— David Bradley

The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come…

— Bill Burr

There's no real formula for doing it, it's either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of…

— Jeff Dunham

I really like comedy. There's always a choice, when you're writing: you can either go for the joke or you can go for the…

— David Chase

You know, I liken it to - when you write a joke for somebody else, it's like you - you know, like the Wile…

— Neal Brennan

The difference when I'm writing a story versus writing a joke is that writing a joke is so much more about the structure and…

— Paul F. Tompkins

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep.…

— Maya Rudolph

[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror.

— Jimmy Fallon

Never, never tell jokes about a man with easy access to weapons of mass destruction.

— Peter Chernin