I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it…

It is indeed a surprising and fortunate fact that nature can be expressed by relatively low-order mathematical functions.

— Rudolf Carnap

So the fool, as distinct from the scoundrel, is completely self- satisfied; in fact, he can easily become dangerous, as it does not take…

— Dietrich Bonhoeffer

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.

— Darynda Jones

Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t…

— Anonymous

I'm Fine!, the most common LIE in the world...

— Punkinhead Abhishek

The time that one gains cannot be accumulated in a storehouse; it is contradictory to want to save up existence, which, the fact is,…

— Simone de Beauvoir

What is history after all? History is facts which become lies in the end.

— Jean Cocteau

Don't take too much comfort in the fact that you're successful today because tomorrow could bring failure. There's no surety in life.

— Michael Savage

I am told many children block out the memory of trauma. In fact, the healing process can only truly begin when we are willing…

— Phoebe Stone

Because the truth is that gossip is as good as gospel in this town. You can save face but you won't ever save your…

— Conor Oberst

Truth be told from compulsive liars with a history/Everything must change 2nd chances are a mystery

— C-DASH

We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter…

— Patricia Heaton

Le biologiste passe, la grenouille reste. The biologist passes, the frog remains.

— Jean Rostand

I guess he'll have to figure out someday that he is supposed to have this dark side, that it is part of what it…

— Anne Lamott

The fact -- not theory -- that evolution has occurred and the Darwinian theory as to how it occurred have become so confused in…

— George Gaylord Simpson